Miley Cyrus Finds Dead Hobo

Hard hitting ground breaking news from the Old Bitter Balls team.

An intruder was found hiding in the garden of Miley Cyrus the singer famous for ....... being friends with Stephen Baldwin.
 

The police were called to the scene and found the man sitting in the garden lighting candles and being one with the trees. He refused several calls to leave the premises and claimed he was a friend of the singer, "Me and Miley have been friends for five years" said the man who looked totally wasted but at peace.

 When the police searched the man they found a pair of scissors in his back pocket .

It is not known if the man was responsible for Miley's new hair style but police are following leads, so far they have only had a few dead ends.
The singer was not at home as she was busy preparing for the launch of her first solo album and not eating.  

OBB will keep you up to date as this story unfolds.