Being ex army I believe its my right to be able to slag off the other military branches. Going queer on long sea journeys is perfectly normal as you all know but as soon as the Navy are out of the port then the tight bell bottoms are doon and its all hands report to me arse.
Old Knudsen has had vast seman experience as he was a fisher. He watches the deadliest catch on the telly and thinks ...... 'I've seen deadlier,' he watches the movie 'Jaws' and thinks ....... ' that fish isn't very big, I've caught and released bigger turds.'
