Something yer never read in a Jack Kerouac book was about how he was so hungry that he choked a pelican to death to eat it.
Thats what Sergio Alvarez did near Malibu Pier in Callyfornia. He told the Los Angeles County sheriff 'it was like that when I found it' yeah sure it was you crusty bird killer. 60 days in jail ... next!
Kerouac was a lazy scrounger he'd just eat someone elses dead pelican.
