I want to get into double Paralympic cycling. Its a pity me leg grew back after it was viciously ripped off by the Great white Panda of the Pennines. Why do I want to do it? I love the smell of arse crack in the morning, thats why. Crack is not whack.
Sarah Storey is my ideal riding partner. I shall over look the lack of a left hand because Old Knudsen is above all of that. Yes the shapely legs in skin tight gold trousers helps Old Knudsen to be a better person.
