Young People Today Are Morons

By young people I mean under 50.

Heres old Winnie doing his 'W' and representing to all the Nazis in the hoose.

Remember when you used to stand to get a photograph taken and the photographer would say "say cheese?" the very good reason would be to make people look like they are smiling and having fun as they contort their faces into a smile to say the word.

You just know this lad cries when he cums.

Only old farts say "cheese" young uns today frown, push out their chins and make strange gestures with their hands, it doesn't look like yer having fun and not really a pic you'd put up on the wall either. Does a mother hold a picture of her skinny white wigger son doing gang signs and tear up with pride? well unless the mother is Britney she won't.

Churchill was half American but thankfully it didn't show much. Here he is giving the American salute known as "giving someone the bird or flipping someone off," he used this more and more when *FDR* excluded him from the important war talks and hung out at Stalin's hoose more .

Yes I am using this picture again, whats not to love about it?

Winston Churchill, one of my all time heroes used to do the 'V' for victory sign to encourage the people during the time of war, he'd sometimes turn it round so the back of his hand faced the cameras in order to tell them to "piss off" as pointed out by the man from Chicago . No one after the war posed like this to look cool, no it wasn't until the hippies used it for peace and then the Spice gurls revived it in the 90's, those spice hoors, its all their fault, now dopey gurls have grown up doing gurl power peace signs.

Such an attitude and big glasses. Which reminds me I was at a shop yesterday and as usual I was hanging around the famine products, this gurl late teens early twenties followed by an 8 year-old gurl whom I hope was her sister, was standing about talking on the phone as young people do. She turned her back to me and it wasn't those low-rider jeans that make yer arse look terrible that got my attention it was the fact that her top was hitched up at the back and I could see a swirly tattoo (or tramp stamp) on her lower back that went from hip to hip, it looked quite fresh and had Vaseline or something plastered over it, then while still talking on her phone she bent doon and picked up a pregnancy test kit , well that's her business but I do wonder if the tattoo and the test are related , such a fine role model for the younger gurl.

I be the pink pimp and this is my skanky lawyer beeatch, what up G ?

Gang signs I believe the term is for what the young uns do now, what kind of gangs have middle aged losers or upper class snot bags that think being rude to their parent means they are tough?

Its funny when yer young and you think yer cool. You wear black, spike yer hair and wear big ear rings (not me honest) then the same kids who sneer at you and say you don't understand do the same and think they are original, that's always something to laugh at, I say to them "I was piercing my scrotum when you were an itch in yers Da's trousers."
The young uns of today forget that we oldies used to be young and went through everything they did, what would we know about dating boys? hey I know more about that than you think, I've been to Bangkok.

Now I don't get the music or why they wear such baggy clothes, I just assume they've all been raped or something and use their misshapen clothes to hide from the world and not get noticed. (classic victims) the surly behaviour I get, the constant erections I don't get, ah well I do what I can. Gurls and boys seem to be doing more at an early age but don't have the maturity to handle it and the world expects more from them than it did us, unless they are rich they're fucked. I wouldn't trade places or be a youngster again, I was well too stupid.

*FDR was a slimy fella and did more to monitor and control Americans than Bush has ever done, a fucking democrat huh, but it was good use of nukes, well done on that. Truman wasn't much better than FDR but at least he didn't lounge around on his arse all day .*