You have no idea what its like to be me, the outlandish claims people make about me and the constant harassment I receive , then theres the death threats and the crank phone calls which I do promise to stop soon.
I finally found my book of Green Shield stamps, not like any of yous know what they are , I dropped one of me pain killers doon the side of the sofa and those are good wee tablets so I went doon after it, my hand was bitten twice I found the hamster I owned in the 80's and I found my book of 500 Green Shield stamps, I had dreamed about the goods I could redeem my book for and then it went missing. I sat there looking at the useless book wondering if I could get anything for them then I got a phone call from the Burmese foreign minister asking if I was still boycotting Burma.
I was cagey and didn't give a straight answer, like a politician I was, I said, " the question is not am I boycotting Burma but what are the full implications to world trade and boys in cots?" people have always told me I should have been a politician or a Lawyer but I'd say I couldn't as my parents were married.
Even though I have incited monks to riot and put a hex on General Than Shwe would I be interested in a job? well my Protestant work ethic doesn't give me the luxury of turning doon jobs so I maybe starting right away as head monk interrogator, not sure what my work duties would be but I get to meet lots of interesting people and the pay is good.
I asked a fellow blogger a question which I thought was a no brainer but their answer surprised me so I'm asking anyone else the same thing, don't weasel around the scenario just answer it if you are inclined to do so. I am interested in hearing yer answer.
There is a Hitler figure and you have full knowledge that they are about to commit genocide on a scale bigger than the holocaust, 12 million people are going to die, they may very well include those you care for.
You are the only one that can stop it, you have to kill the future Hitler.
You won't be punished for killing him.
Will you pick up the handgun and put two in the chest and one in the head of this Hitler or will you let 12 million people die?
Even though I have incited monks to riot and put a hex on General Than Shwe would I be interested in a job? well my Protestant work ethic doesn't give me the luxury of turning doon jobs so I maybe starting right away as head monk interrogator, not sure what my work duties would be but I get to meet lots of interesting people and the pay is good.
I asked a fellow blogger a question which I thought was a no brainer but their answer surprised me so I'm asking anyone else the same thing, don't weasel around the scenario just answer it if you are inclined to do so. I am interested in hearing yer answer.
There is a Hitler figure and you have full knowledge that they are about to commit genocide on a scale bigger than the holocaust, 12 million people are going to die, they may very well include those you care for.
You are the only one that can stop it, you have to kill the future Hitler.
You won't be punished for killing him.
Will you pick up the handgun and put two in the chest and one in the head of this Hitler or will you let 12 million people die?
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Well thanks for asking this lame pointless question, I shall start with my answer.
The need of the many outweighs the need of the one. I wouldn't have any trouble killing this cunt and the fact that I won't be punished is excellent as I have a fear of imprisonment and I would die if confined . I wouldn't lose sleep over it, do you have nightmares about the rabbits you've shot or the fish you've gutted?
Not all life is precious or special, we take lives and enable others on our behalf to do so all the time.
Green Shield stamps, my my, how easily we forget. I have redeemed a few books in my time.
Now, what all this about Burmese cats, man?
You're getting as soft as shite - a doubletap into the blackguards chest without a second thought.
"People have always told me I should have been a politician or a Lawyer but I'd say I couldn't as my parents were married" - That's more like it old boy.
No question. I'd kill that fecker than ram a red hot poker up his jaxie for the sport of it.
I'd convince someone else to do it for me.. in the most persuasive sexual position I could muster..
Have you been hanging out with drunk Philosopny students again?
Aye, and I would look him in the eyes when I do it too. Does this mean I shoud be getting on the plane to any number of African or Asia countries then? Mynamar, North Korea, Rwanda, Sudan.
sigh. It's going to put a kink in my wifely duties here at home you know. How could you ask so much of me?
-P
BAM! BAM! BAM! and BAM! The last shot was for fun.
dead, dead and yes, look'em straight in the eye dead...killing is never an easy task, but it can and has been done.
Ya asked for it ...
never ask a question if you aren't sure of the answer, sugar ;-)
It does re-affirm to me that the world has not gone politically correct crazy.
Aaarrrggghhh Green Shield Stamps............gawd, thanks for making me feel fekkin old!
I wouldn't hesitate to shoot the bastard, but I would make him pay for the bullet(s) first.
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