Why Assad Would Use Chemical Weapons

Don't all soldiers have a pic of their leader handy? 

I cover the whys and what the fucks on this blog because the werld just doesn't make sense at times or we (the public) are just lied to. There are people asking why the fuck would Bashar al-Assad use chemical weapons at this time in Syria?    

To cope with this irrational action there have been some that just say it's a conspiracy. It was the rebels or jet rockets hit an ammo dump that happened to have Sarin gas in it... weapons "experts" have dismissed this claim as the evidence for it isn't there. 

Remember each weapon or bomb has to have a delivery method and that is what fucks up most attacks. If you light the fuse and run for your life then evidence will show that. If missiles or containers hit the ground in places then this will look a lot different. North Korea could have nukes but they are useless unless they have a missile that can deliver them or subs that get close enough undetected to launch them. 

The Russians have been and are attacking the political systems of many countries. News flash Obama's foreign policy sucked. He was inconsistent and devious. Allies could not count on the US to back them up so rivals like Russia, China and even Iran exploited this weakness.  While the Americans can't see that their number one military isn't the best because it's the biggest the rest of the world can. 

Like a Brexit voter that thinks by leaving the EU that the UK will suddenly become a powerful force in the world like it was 200 years ago .... delusional and the heart rather than the head is thinking. 

    And this is ... well I don't name them or get attached as I might have to kill them.

Some delusional guy on Twitter was saying how Asswad Assad using chemical weapons didn't make sense. He was winning the civil war, the US said he could stay in power so this was madness ... the guy didn't tell me who it was they thought had done it though but hinted that it was a US false flag attack. 

The Russian Twitter bots were busy with #SyriaHoax  as they had been with the Susan Rice hashtag recently. They haven't gone away just because the election is over.    

Aleppo

It all stemmed from my comment as to why he used chemical weapons rather than conventional ones which was asked by a Twitter user. My comment was 'you have to rebuild infrastructure' ... which I thought was fair enough. That is the reason for chemical and biological weapons in the first place, things the army train you on. 

The Twitter guy said have you seen what Syria looks like?  .... So disingenuous. Like Band Aid saying there won't be snow in Africa. Syria is fucken huge and not all of it has been reduced to rubble. 

 Damascus under siege

Khan Sheikhoun was the rebel held town that Assad used chemical weapons on. There are buildings, gardens and every day normal stuff as well as war damaged buildings. If you destroy infrastructure then you have to rebuild and repair or you'll piss off the people even more and outside foreign aid workers will be driving about and foreigners bring in CIA types etc. 

Every world leader wants to know and control who is in their country. 

   Khan Sheikhoun, I've seen more run down places in SoCal.

  

Fucken civvies that think they know what is going on. Assad waged war against his own people, 
Al-Qaeda groups and ISIS. Also the US stepped in to fight a proxy war by backing the people or the Free Syrian Army ... which was great on paper but didn't last long before the other groups as well as government forces weakened them. 

Assad has been fighting for 6 years, war is a very costly business. If you don't equip the troops they lose. If you don't give them artillery and air support they lose. If you don't feed and pay them they desert or join the FSA or the less crazy Al-Qaeda groups who seem to have plenty of backing from the US and various Saudi billionaires.  

The Russians didn't openly help Syria with their military until 2015. They only got involved because Obama was pretending to fight ISIS but was really trying to weaken Assad. 

Assad used chemical weapons in 2013. The world condemned him (except his allies like Russia) but Obama didn't act. You could say weak, I'd say not his problem he wasn't the president of Syria and really shouldn't have meddled in their politics. 

 Some thought Iraq, Libya and Syria had nothing to do with us and stupid to be there. 

Thanks to Russia, Assad was winning the civil war, it hadn't been a civil war for ages though, more like him against those he just hadn't killed yet. Assad buys ISIS oil so he tolerates them somewhat as they aren't a direct threat to his power, they have other problems right now. 

The US had backed off and said that maybe Assad was necessary to the region ... not like they could remove him anyways. It's like reaching for the last item on a shop shelf but someone gets it before you so you say, 'I didn't want that anyway' .

To the world it may look like a dumb time to use chemical weapons but to him he probably needed something to happen. Russia was starting to wind down their help but the US were increasing soldiers sent there. Assad doesn't want US troops in his country but he can't do much about it right now. 

So he Tested Syrian/Russian alliances and tried to get Russia and the US to start fighting each other. The enemy of my enemy etc. Also Grad and Sakr rockets at about $1,000 each even if Russia gives you the Dictator's discount. 40 unguided Grad rockets can be launched in 20 seconds.

Major amil al-Saleh, a U.S-backed rebel commander in the area that was attacked knows that this will be a turning point in their 6 year war that has killed 400,000 people ... and he's right.  

Fully loaded, AC, alloy rims and cup holders 

A fully loaded Sakr 40 launcher costs $331,000. These fire cluster bombs that contain 98 smaller bombs ... bombception and the US and the world don't have a problem with these but chemical weapons are WRONG! ... we want civilians killed by accident by missiles not gas!

The unguided OFAB-100-120 missiles that are carried by the Su-17 jets cost $25,000 each. Usually 21 civilians are killed each time these are used.    

Chemical weapons are used against people, as Assad would think for 'pest control' and you really think he cares if children are killed? 

 An unfortunate RT video.

You think Trump cares either? The real mystery is why Trump ordered the launch of 59 Tomahawk missiles. I'm sure it has nothing to do with having shares in The Raytheon Company that makes them.

To quote Trump 'Obama was weak' .... on everything apparently. Trump seems to do the opposite of Obama more out of spite than anything. He has shown the world how easy it is to get him to over react. As if we didn't know that this would happen.

Syria is one of the countries Trump put a ban on and stopped the refugee program. Why does he care that Syrians are killing Syrians? ... oh it might endanger US lives. Well get them the fuck out of there. In the army when you see a low flying enemy jet you get your respirators on, they have been trained. 

This attack has put Americans in even more danger from extremist attacks. Syria and Russia have lost face, the last time the US over reached and "accidentally" targeted Syrian troops, Russia accidentally targeted an aid convoy to show them two can play that game. 

Like Omar Mateen, the rent a cop that killed 49 people at the Pulse nightclub in Orlando Trump has self loathing and something to prove. 

He wants to distract from the Russian investigation by proving that he isn't a Russian puppet by attacking a Russian ally. 

    Oh say can you see, the death from above.

  

While not telling Congress or seeking permission he did contact Russia and give them an hours notice to evacuate. That moment when you have the Kremlin in yer phone contacts but not Congress. 

Russia no doubt told Syria which is why only 8 people were killed (4 were civilians) and 6 Syrian jets destroyed. They were old ones anyways. The base was supposed to be the air field that the chemical attack was launched from.

Of the 59 missiles launched only 23 reached the Syrian base. Why 59, why not 60? Guess one didn't work. 

One hour after the attack Su jets were seen taking off from the not so damaged air field. Like all of Trump's military action to date it has fallen short just like the 23 wasted missiles.  

Barry Manilow Is ...

An awesome singer? ... maybe ... I don't want to spoil the magic for his female fans that dream of making eye contact at a Vegas stage show while he sings to them then being invited backstage to swallow his man gravy or to take his special seed somewhere else.

Even though Manilow married a bloke in 2014 (which doesn't mean a thing) he's now come out of the closet aged 73 and has told the werld he's gay.

The clues were all there. Manilow born Barry Alan Pincus he thought his name sounded painful and gay so he changed it to his mother's maiden name Man on the down low - shortened to Manilow. 

 The heartthrob musician

In an interview in 1985 he said: I have to be careful as I fall in love too easily. No shrinking violets though, I like a woman who is strong and independent. Adventurous in the bedroom and to not think anything about strapping on a dildo and ramming me home while swearing at me in a deep voice like an angry sailor .  

  

A total playa

  

Long time friend Sir Elton John was quite surprised. 'I didn't have a clue, I just thought he was the clean living sort while I was banging pussy day in day out and doing the drugs he was practicing his wrestling moves with a young friend or getting a sports massage.'  

Baby I want you come, come, come into my ...

 

Getty images, fucken Jews own everything ... oy vey! 

Sir Elton continues:

'We'd double date in the 80's, me and my wife Renate and Barry would bring Bette Midler or Elizabeth Taylor I didn't think anything of it.'

Elton divorced Renate and is married to David Furnish which is an odd name for a lass, they have two sons together, little George and little Michael.

Manilow in Star Trek Deep Space 69

Manilow didn't want to announce he was a shirt lifter in case his female fans stopped buying his records.  At 73 he hasn't been able to afford to retire probably due to Obama spending all the social security money on weed or wires taps something. 

George Takei only dared to come out when he was 70 in case of a huge backlash from Hollywood which is known to be extremely homophobic. Just ask Caitlyn Jenner about the struggle. Living in the Malibu hood with all the haters. 

No wait, Caitlyn Jenner is anti-same sex marriage and he's a chick with a dick, ach I'm lost. Caitlyn is a Trump supporter cos Trump is a sexual predator presidential molester champion for weemen's rights ... ya know what, Bruce fucken Jenner is as thick as pig's shit, yer welcome to him ladies cos the blokes don't want that attention hoor.

With Manilow it's one of those cases of everyone knows already and no one cares. Only Christians, gays in denial and the tabloids care where dudes are putting their dicks or who flicks what bean, as long as it's consensual and adult then who gives a fuck? 

It's no ones business.  

Patricia Davies was born Peter, she waited until she was 90 to come out to her doctor as a woman 'It feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I was living a lie.'

The WWII vet was married for 63 years. Her wife passed away 6 years ago but when Patricia was 60 and heard the term 'transgender' on the TV and it made how she had felt since the age of 3 make sense. 

She says she is attracted to women and wants to be one, but isn't gay. She had to keep her mouth shut about it in the army or she could end up in prison classed as an illegal homosexual.   

She doesn't say her life in hiding was unhappy as she made the most of things, surgery hasn't been ruled out though. At her age would anyone do it? 

I'd like to think society has evolved since the time that homosexuality was illegal, some places gays still do have a hard time like Chechnya, Kurdistan, Sudan, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Mauritania, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, UAE and Nigeria. Even in Russia you can be jailed. 

Also there are assholes in the western nations too that refuse service to gays or have idiot bathroom laws for trans genders.  

Life is too short to live a lie. Ideas about what is right are constantly forced onto us and most of it stemming from those religions of love. It takes courage to stand up and be who you are if for years you've been taught that it is wrong.

When a mother corrects her toddler and says that pink cupcakes can be for a girl or a boy or when a fag can minch down the street in Indiana or Ballymena without tuts of disapproval then humanity has learned and has grown.    

Be yerself, and if you can't be yerself then be a crime fighting unicorn.

 

 

General Scaparrotti Is Gearing Up For The Weekend

 

On the 28th March General Curtis Scaparrotti testified before the House Armed Services Committee. The soft spoken, erudite 4 star General is the new commander of US European Command (EUCOM) and is NATO's Supreme Allied Commander. 

This is a gesture of gratitude in Korea.

The former commander of US forces Korea was promoted to Europe, it's been decades since anyone has come from the far east theater and moved up to the European one, yes it's very impressive.

Lose lips sink planes so Old Knudsen isn't going to tell you if he served with this guy .... or Scap as I call him, but he knows his shit.  He's 82nd Airborne and they have a long history of being badass.  

 

In 2013 the 61 year-old heart throb was used by scammers to trick idiot desperate vulnerable weemen out of money. With fake social media profiles these women got e-mails from the likes of General Scaparrotti saying things like, 'I rightly man, very important job and I look for love long time, you seem like a ripe woman I could love if you let me into your life, I big fun guy.'

A female law student in Brazil wasn't fooled by a military professional looking for romance with someone he doesn't know and contacted Stars and Stripes about it. One sucker poor woman lost $78,000 to one of these scams before she caught on .... seriously?  

It isn't all fun and games. During his committee hearing he used words similar to his predecessor General Philip M. Breedlove who is retiring and it really pissed off the Kremlin. RT freaked out and did some scoffing the way they do when talking about the west.

'They said Russia is the aggressor, seriously? Russia? ... oh please as if, what losers.' 

He obviously hasn't read the new 'we love Russia' memo 

No Scap, you don't work for Obama now, this shit ain't gonna fly. The General told the Washington plebs, "NATO is facing a resurgent Russia striving to project itself as a world power."

The Russians aren't happy, they'll tell Donald, he'll tell Bannon and there will be trouble. They might send Kushner in.  This kind of rhetoric is good for our allies that border Russia though. 

Scaparrotti mentioned how Russia is getting involved in European politics as it has done in the US to promote disunity and weakness. 

The Russians interfered with the US election with the aim to get Trump elected, this is now a matter of fact! 

He mentioned how Russia also interfered in the political processes of Bosnia-Herzegovina and Montenegro. The Russians are also positioning their military in the Arctic in order to gain strategical advantages.   

No conspiracy or sabre rattling, they are fucken doing this shit. 

Russia is modernizing its weapons and upgrading their capabilities. They are fighting a proxy war in Ukraine and issue them with the latest weapons to test them in combat. 

He says Russia respects NATO, that's why they want to undermine it. Alliances are important but only 5 nations the US, United Kingdom, Poland, Greece and Estonia meet their NATO agreed 2% of gross domestic product on defense. 

However, 22 others have increased the effort and hope to make it by 2024 so Russia is worried, it's now or never for them to strike and break up the band. 

 Don't they all look so serious?

Scaparrotti wants more armored and mech brigades as well as Intel and surveillance sent to Europe. At the beginning of 2017, 4 thousand troops with tanks were sent to Poland. That's more boots on the ground in Europe and considering Trump has sent more troops to Syria and Yemen it's almost like there is a war on huh.

He also believes that the US needs to provide defensive missile systems to Ukraine.    

The point to this post is that the professionals that didn't come from the Trump family or from investment firms are doing their jobs. They don't praise Putin, they don't go on about how it would be great to be friends with Russia because they know there is no friendship to be had. Russia is on the offensive and not just with tanks in Ukraine and Georgia but online to shape and create opinion. 

The reason Russia is doing all this now is because the US has been in decline and is weak but at least the professionals know that there is strength with allies and maybe with Trump at least being a noob they can do their job a bit more. 

It's not like the movies in which the mad General wants to nuke everyone (Flynn has gone) this time it's the civvies you have to watch out for. Trump doesn't give a fuck about civilian deaths and just wants a win.

Scaparrotti knows the far east, he knows Afghanistan, he's been to the Ukraine and he now knows Europe. If he says he needs this then he does. 

This is the real crap away from the tweets. Russia isn't all powerful, Putin is killing the opposition and is panicked about the anti-corruption protests. Cracks are showing and his biggest fear is losing power after 17 years and it isn't NATO that's his immediate fear it's the Russian people. 

As usual it's a matter of who will blink or fold first. Will Trump destroy all trust in the US? Will the people get to Putin enough that he has to sacrifice his lapdog Dmitry Medvedev? 

This isn't the Cold War anymore, it's the Hot and Cold Flashes with Night Sweats War.  

    

 

Playing Golf While Rome Burns

Yes Obama did play a lot of golf. Maybe it helped him to not hear the screams of the children he was killing with drones. 330 rounds in 8 years. He played golf every 8.8 or so days. At 9 weeks in office Trump played his 12th round of golf and at the weekend hit game number 13.

Trump plays golf every 6.4 days and that may be more because like a secret drinker the White House aides whose job it is to tell the press about the President's activities are hiding the fact he's playing a round with the boys.

Trump goes to Trump brand properties that just happen to have golf courses so he can be more secretive about playing.

 
Remember all his anti-Obama playing golf tweets? When Trump was running for election he was all 'I'll be working so hard in the White House I won't see my golf courses again' and now aides are telling the press he's in meetings when he's really on the putting green.

Trump knocks JFK off the best presidential golfer list. Is Trump the best golfer? He'd tell you he was even if he wasn't.

Obama is way down on the list, even behind Gerald Ford whose golfing was constantly mocked by SNL and Bob Hope. It shows you that practice doesn't make perfect. Being left handed shouldn't be an issue, yer just crap at golf Obama. 

Mark Twain might have said that 'Golf is a good walk ruined' and even if he didn't whoever did say it was right. Men like to hit balls with sticks, it's in our DNA but why do they have to dress like puffs while they do it? 

 Who wore it better? 

When Trump meets Xi Jinping the president of China this weekend there will not be any golf played. The Chinese leader sees it as a rich man's sport and has worked at closing Chinese golf courses down. 
I'd love Trump to lay out some whites for him and get a photo op on a golf cart, that would really go down well. 

 Miss me yet bitches? 

Golf is even too ghey for the gheys. A rough game of oiled up grab ass is way more manly for fucks sake.   

While the US President dresses like a sack of shit and gets some sun on his little white balls Vladimir Putin is walking glaciers in the Arctic and suppressing anti-corruption protests going on in Moscow. 

Putin is breaking off fragments of ice for scientific research. Even harsh dictators can believe in Earth science and the environment.

Ronald Reagan who is just behind Obama in the best President golfer list brought his own putting green with him when he traveled. Only when he remembered to.

After years of constant bitching about Obama's golfing habits I'm hearing excuses for Trump like he's entitled to his privacy and how being president doesn't mean solitary confinement. They also say how he's always taking calls while golfing ... yeah right.

Trump is playing golf while Americans are dying ... and I want to see that fucker's birth certificate! 

Trump seems to think that only schmucks work on weekends but I bet we'll be seeing more throughout the week golfing when state visits spoil his weekend. Can he not be fucken normal and be addicted to Candy Crush or something? 

Trump is about 75 days in office with at least 13 golf games under his wide belt. Obama didn't touch his golf clubs until his 65th day.      
  

Now We'll Attack Spain

As solid as the Rock of Gibraltar is the old saying. Who hasn't used it to describe their penis? ... oh just me huh. 

The rock at the entrance to the Mediterranean sea was one of the last places that Neanderthals lived so it was only right that it became a British colony in 1713. Spain ceded the territory to the British but of course have tried to get it back since. 

Like the Falkland Islands it's a ridiculous colony of Brits who are uber patriotic to the crown cos they don't live in the UK. Like how Irish people immigrate and then sing songs about their beloved Ireland.    

Like the Falklands, the people of Gibraltar voted overwhelmingly to remain British, they also voted to remain a part of the EU but no one cares about that vote.    

 Lets wear bearskin hats in a Mediterranean climate.   

Remember when Old Knudsen said that the UK would have a weak hand during Brexit negotiations? ... people said 'oh we don't know what will happen you are just using scare tactics' ... use yer fucken brains an figure it out it isn't that difficult.   

The UK wants to  have their cake and eat it ... though I'm not sure why you wouldn't eat it. Why is everyone surprised that the EU nations aren't begging us to stay and not giving in? 

The nationalism of the little Englander got us to this point but they fail to realise that other nations have nationalist pride too. 

Even Scotland has it but that gets called anti-English sentiment rather than national pride. Well maybe if the English hadn't wiped out whole Scottish villages and deported and conscripted Highlanders ... ach well there has been a lot of bad blood so what can you expect? 

The English have been booted out of more cuntries than I've had hot dinners. The British (regional Brits) have excelled as being cannon fodder. Scots were used to oust the Irish in Northern Ireland and Ulster/Scots were used to oust the North American Injuns by the Pilgrims. Unless you sound like the Queen yer place is to be used and abused.    

It has been only in the last century that it was acceptable for people with regional accents to become army officers or in the last 40 years to read the bloody news. 

 A Gibraltar flegger

Spain has petitioned the EU to give them joint custody of Gibraltar in the Brexit divorce. The EU's job is to protect its member states and since the UK will not be a member in 2 years time the EU is backing up Spain. 

The EU wants as much as it can get and wants to punish the UK. This is exactly why Scotland, Northern Ireland and Gibraltar voted to remain in the EU, they aren't so insular and backwards as the little Englander when it comes to being a part of Europe.

As like Northern Ireland Loyalists that hate the fact that they are Irish and that their grandparents or great grand parents were born in Ireland pre-Ulster existence the little Englander hate the fact they are European. 

 

The British military has been down sizing and encouraging people to join the Territorials (National Guard) as a way to have a standing army they didn't have to pay. The UK has just recently fulfilled its obligation to NATO which is good as we don't want Trump handing us a bill like he did with Germany.  

The Royal Marines are facing cuts, former historical regiments have been merged and re-named The Rifles to cut costs. We don't rule the waves and don't have enough ships if there was a war of any kind. 

Sounds like the best time to go to war huh?  The British government always seem to make cuts before an armed conflict. Even as we were talking about freeing Kuwait in the 90's they were making cuts. 

They do this. The US does this too.

Now the Tories have said how they'll defend Gibraltar if they have to. Like how Thatcher defended the Falklands. Yeah that makes sense, attack Spain ... and the rest of the EU who will stand by them.

Not so Great Britain are looking to their glory days of 200 years ago and facing the ancient enemies like Spain but in reality the Royal Navy have less ships than India, Japan and South Korea. 

If you had just put a little thought into the EU referendum and maybe listened to Old Knudsen we'd be talking about the Tories defunding the NHS instead. Now the Tories defund away in the background with the power and distractions given to them by the Brexit voter.

How much shit can this government drag us through? All this self made drama it's like a stuck up Trump admin.  

Lets tell war tories stories and invoke Thatcher and the Falklands. Long drawn out unwinnable wars are trendy these days.  

    

 

Trump Has Dementia

That moment when you have to sign 2 executive orders for the camera but have that Friday feeling and your mind is already in Florida playing golf at the tax payer's expense. Gots to get that golf in before General Flynn testifies. That orange jump suit will really clash with his skin tone.

The kind of mind and body that Trump has along with his age, the stress and lack of sleep has him open to all sorts of medical problems, physical and mental. I've already predicted Alzheimer's for him. The media call it a senior moment but that's how it starts.

A senior moment is when you walk into a room and forget what you went in for. Facing the media at a podium as the president is a little different.  

  
He declared the trade enforcement orders would bring the usual vague promises big change and fast then he thanked everyone and walked towards the door without signing anything. Mike Pence tried to quietly stop him but when Trump moves while talking at other people Pence didn't stand a chance.

No one interrupts Trump when he has started to move. Like when you are lost but refuse to ask for directions as that would be admitting you messed up.  

The others in the group didn't know what to do.

Baldy put his hands in his pockets to signify 'well fuck this shit he really is crazy' and Pence grabbed the orders and gestured the others towards the door.

I can only imagine the Benny Hill type of chase they went on through the White House. Maybe Trump thought of a cutting tweet that he just had to get out or was it the taco bowl he had for lunch?

 

There's A Place Called Mar-a-Lago

Mar-a-Lago or as Donald Trump calls it 'The Winter White House' is a 17-acre prime piece of Palm beach real estate. The name means sea to lake as on the west is Lake Worth and on the east coast is the Atlanta. It sits on a sliver of land connected to the mainland by bridges.  

Built in the late 1920's by socialite Marjorie Merriweather Post she had imagined it as a place where future presidents would go to get the sun. When she died in 1973 she gave the property to the government.

Nixon preferred to stay elsewhere in Florida and Carter just wasn't interested. Costing $1–3 million in annual taxes the government returned it to the Post Foundation in 1981who then put it on the market for $20 million.

Trump had tried to buy apartments for his family to live in Florida but couldn't make the deal so he offered $15 million for Mar-a-Lago. That offer was refused.

Like all bullies he didn't take no as an answer. He put in a $3 million bid to buy the land beside Mar-a-Lago saying he'd build apartments that would block their view. Not too many potential buyers after that. In 1985 he got the place for $5 million and paid $3million for some of Post's antiques and furniture.  A real insight into the type of person he is.

58 bedrooms, 33 bathrooms and 3 bomb shelters. Five tennis courts and a pool.

Anyone that has ever tried to kill a head of state knows that when they are traveling or on vacation that is the best time to do it. Trump is always on vacation. For someone that slagged off Obama for playing golf while soldiers were having funerals, he loves to play a round with the boys at the tax payer's excessive expense.

200 plus civilians have been killed by the US in bombing in Mosul but they weren't white, American or worth ruining yer swing over. Fuck them huh? 

Hitler had planned to kill Roosevelt, Churchill, and Stalin when they were visiting Tehran for talks and there was also a plan to bump off Churchill in North Africa while he was visiting the troops ... Has Trump been to Syria or Iraq yet? Those bone spurs are probably stopping him huh. 

The coast guard sets up 3 zones to patrol during Trump's visit. Two dividing Lake Worth Lagoon and one on the Atlantic coast. You need permission to enter these zones and without it you can be fined anywhere from $10,000 to $88,000 and get a 12 year prison term.

Roads are closed when Trump is in town and jet fighters are on alert and have been scrambled up to 5 times during one weekend. 

It costs around $100,000 to scramble a jet. These calls were for civilian planes that got too close.
 

 
Trump usually flies to Fort Lauderdale on Air Force One which costs $200,000 per hour to run. There are two of these planes but they only become Air Force One when the preez is on board. 

His fleet of armoured limos at $1.5 million a pop each are sent ahead with an advance team even if he doesn't use them. His main limo 'The Beast' has stocks of his blood in case of emergency.  

He then he takes his Marine One helicopter to the club.

A 50 foot long 8 inch thick concrete landing pad was built at Mar-a-Lago and is to be removed when he is out of office.  

When Marine One flies in there are about 4 decoy helicopters that fly in with it so it's nice a loud for his neighbours. These decoys take off at the last moment as the Trump laden one lands.

It's ironic as Trump sued the nearby Palm Beach airport for the noise of planes taking off.

Biggest dungy in the history of presidents, I should tweet this. 

Protecting Mar-a-Lago is a logistical nightmare as you have to have land, air and sea protected unlike Camp David which is secluded but too rustic for Trump. It sits empty just wasting yet more money.

If anyone wanted to strike at Trump it would be at one of his rallies or while at Mar-a-Lago. It's very handy how we all know where he is going to be as well as the random thoughts he has while on the crapper at 4:30am.

 The famous back of the hand pat awkward disrespectful tug of war handshake.

Next week-end he's hosting the Chinese leader at Mar-a-Lago. I can't wait for the awkward handshake, Trump sure understands Asian culture.   

Lets hope the visit is a safe one and that Trump has many years of squandering the tax payer's money while making cuts to the poor and living like a French monarch.

Some day maybe Putin will stay at Mar-a-Lago, that will be quite the Russian event as Trump has sold nearby houses to Russian Oligarchs, they can all come in from the cold for dinner.  

  

Where Was Knudsen?

Yes Old Knudsen was missing from any online activities for a week. The amount of concern that flooded his inbox was touching ... seriously people, not even one, "are U ok hun?"  Yeah someday I'll die and then you'll be sorry, or not ....cunts!

Before you ask, I know yer going to. Old Knudsen did not have any contact with the Russians and does not have any deals with the Russians.

He most certainly did not go to Ukraine and assassinate Putin critic Denis Voronenkov. I wasn't even in Kiev .... oh you must have said Kiev otherwise how would I know? I certainly didn't have a Ukrainian patsy named Pavel Parshov get mortally wounded to avoid any hint of Putin involvement so stop asking me about it for fucks sake!

I also didn't throw Russian lawyer Nikolai Gorokhov from a window the day before as a warning to stop looking into government corruption.

I did go to the US to see my ex though. The living sex doll Hillary Clinton. I was detained at the airport cos of all the Middle East stamps in my passport. I was released with I recited the Lard's prayer and convinced them all I was "normal" and in a white person friendly religion than one of those raghead ones.

I was actually on my meds for a change otherwise I'd be traveling in blackface wearing my 'hail Satan' t-shirt and a red velvet cape.

I did confuse their x-ray machine though and the TSA patter downer as me adult diaper was full. Didn't know that was in their regulations concerning hazardous materials and liquid amounts.

Hillary had stopped feeling sorry for herself, I mean how can you fuck up and lose to an orange sex offender with no policies to help America? She just potters around the garden now and has people due to testify against her killed ... the usual.

Plenty of stamina though, Trump was wrong about that one. She could suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.

My e-mail application was successful and I became a top adviser to the President. I just looked at what Obama had done and suggested reversing it. It showed Trump that great minds do think alike and that we were on the same page.

I saved some money by suggesting cuts to programs that helped people with Alzheimers and dementia. Me Ma had it so I'm a fucken expert. They don't know their programs are cut so it doesn't do any harm really.

Wounded veterans also have their programs cut as a penalty for messing up at work. We hope this will be an incentive to others to fight ISIS harder and not to be so careless.

Do you know how much it costs to make and dish out Purple hearts? The British army don't get a participation medal when they get wounded, suck it up snowflakes and use alcohol and violence to fix yer problems like us normal people do.

If those bone spurs hadn't prevented Trump from serving we could have totally won Vietnam. Have you seen the disregard he has for the 200 plus civilians killed by US bombs since he took office? The man refuses to let things like innocents get in the way of his war. 

Is education in the violent inner cities really that important? The ethnics could just sell their souls to Satan like Carson did .... c'mon people, this isn't brain surgery. After talking to Carson for 5 minutes you really do doubt if he even graduated high school.

I also suggested setting up a series of departments designed at cutting down government waste and over spending. Of course we'll need our own building and guns and badges. Maybe a uniform, nice black or brown shirts perhaps.

You'll find that as long as the people have their liberty to own guns and see that minorities are getting shit upon that you can do almost anything to them. It's human nature. 

Trump paid me in gold as I'm predicting a wee world war soon so paper money won't be worth fuck all. He can just walk into Fort Knox and grab some now. He pays for his weekly golf trips in five fingered discount gold so people need to get off his fucken back.   

I wrote a report debunking the reports that said nothing was tapped."Experts" have widely reported that denial and a lack of evidence are two indicators that it probably isn't as they say. If you hear hoof beats you probably assume it's someone with coconuts clacking together but it's possible that it could be unicorns or the Jersey Devil.... FACT! 

The FBI, CIA and NSA have claimed all sorts about Old Knudsen in the past and failed to even consider evil clones or robots so I'm inclined to not believe them.

Like lying scientists too, don't give me yer proof. In my day the only people concerned about climate change was the weather man, now it's a multi million dollar business and I'm not just talking about Al Gore DVD's.

Everyone knows coal is the future but wind turbines and solar panels are trendy now. Just wait when all the wind and the sun is used up, then you'll be sorry.

Does working out count if you don't post about it on social media? 

I was going to stay at a Trump hotel but the Gourmet chef Pierre was deported so I stayed at a Bally's instead.

Purina have a 'gourmet' brand of cat food so I'm no interested in that shite, bring me chips, onion rings and curry. I refuse to be an old person that eats cat food ... fucken stereotypes... and stay off my lawn! 

So that's what Old Knudsen did or didn't do in a week. Put in rehab and police custody in to fill in any blanks as me black outs have gotten longer. No wonder SG-19 micro chipped me when I werked for them.