The Tories Need Artificial Intelligence

You've got Boris Johnson helping to get a British citizen released from an Iranian prison the same way as a toddler helps you with the housework. Former Tory MP Priti Patel meeting with Israel while on holiday and not telling the Foreign Office. Then Philip Hammond the Chancellor of the Exchequer saying on TV that there are NO unemployed people in the UK. Like his bank account if it's under 2 million it's small change and not worth talking about. 

Then of course there is the Tory fearless strong and stable leader Theresa May. The person who thinks that paying the DUP to agree with her is a smart move cos the DUP are always so fucken agreeable. 

At the time of this post there is still no working government in Northern Ireland. Big surprise. 

 Sex on a stick

No wonder the Tories have earmarked £75m of the budget into Artificial Intelligence research. Perhaps they really want to control the Internet and public opinion like the Russians did during Bexit and the US presidential election 2016 ... or they just want some better good smarts.

They need all the help they can get. Have they always been this stupid but now with social media and news everywhere we are just seeing it more?

National treasures, both screwed the miners/minors in their own way

Like how years ago sexual harassment went unnoticed because no one had a platform to tell their story but now everyone is a sexual predator ... we knew that about the Tories but harassing women. Straight sexual harassment is new for them or at least us finding out about it. 

The Tories giving the nation's money away hope this will help realise their dream of having driver-less cars in the UK by 2021. Why the fuck would you need your hands free for a boring car journey ... never mind I think I know.

We can fund the NHS or the military ... ah fuck it wouldn't driver-less cars be cool? ... says every voter.

China has already got a driver-less bus in operation and the US continues with the testing. Can driver-less anything work in the UK? Would you trust it?

Small short roads, roundabouts and a barely functioning Google maps that has houses either not on it or somewhere completely different or why Old Knudsen gets exhausted couriers at his door. Yes my house does appear 80 metres away on Google maps cos the numbering system is all fucked up. I ask people if they need directions and laugh when they smugly say they have a GPS.

The US has this problem because of all the new tract homes that keep popping up. My house was built in the 60's for fucks sake, this is just the usual UK fail.

Driver-less vehicles will only be for rich people. Can any "normal" folk afford those Tesla cars? Mechanics need degrees to be able to fix yer car these days. Yeah that part to repair your car will be £2,000 and will take 3 weeks to get here, hope your insurance covers it. 

UK drivers are terrible. They cut you off, pull a GTA 5 u-turn on a busy road, forget the rules of the roundabout or just don't look. Asshole is another word I'd use. Old Knudsen turned off the voice recording on his dash cam as he was shocked by the language. 

Driver-less vehicles might do ok on motorways or other long stretches but add in a few white vans, people with Jesus fish on their Audi, Jag drivers then you'll have a perfect storm for an accident. Sending yer kid on a school field trip is already risking death but I'm sure they'll be safe without a driver.

What would be nice would be to spend a few million on the fucken potholes.   

Welcome To DUP Deal Or No Deal

The Tory/DUP coalition team up that is in no way a coalition as that wording might void The Good Friday Agreement is about more than just the £1 billion to build sun rooms onto the houses of DUP members. 

It would be a piss poor deal if all they got was a load of money as then that would mean they were just like Irish mercenaries that have fought in most battles throughout history ... no one wants to be Irish for fucks sake. 

More like a Unionist A-Team for hire.  

Other things the DUP got was a box of Jaffa cakes, Nigel Dodd got some more memory for his laptop and Arlene is getting a spa and beauty weekend at the Bannatyne Spa in beautiful Milton Keynes. Sir
Jeffrey Donaldson also in the picture above is content with the money and the lands the English call
East Anglia. It is not clear what Sammy Wilson (also pictured) got.

   Foster with Jonty her minister of British kulture. 

The DUP aren't stupid ya know, ach sure they may take the Bible literally and believe the world to be 6,000 years old and others may believe themselves to be part of the Levis, a lost tribe of Israel but they aren't fucken stupid.    

They got so much more in the agreement of doom. On the 12th July Theresa May is to make a speech in parliament declaring that there is 'NO POPE HERE' they tried to get her to do a "yeooohhhh" too but she refused as a PM has to maintain a level of dignity.    

She will be dressing in traditional British Pradestant Kulture Couture Klassy Kouture like wot the Queen wears when she gives her speech though. 

The Queen dressed down for her speech as one couldn't be arsed.

She will also be changing her name. Seriously Theresa Mary May???? can you get anymore Taigy? Her new name will be Bilomena July .... yeoohhh!!!!

 I fixed his face as parades are supposed to be happy occasions

Members of LOL the Loyal Orange Lodges are wondering why the DUP did not help their voter base more and negotiate marching through Catholic areas that has been denied to them.  Libtards and Taigtards have been chipping at British kulture for too long now.  

Why deny Catholic neighborhoods the joy of seeing loads of angry sour faced pot bellied sectarian patriots marching past their homes ? ... it doesn't make sense!  

For the English who have never had to think about Northern Ireland before this election: The 12th July holiday is a huge Protestant cosplay event to celebrate a battle in 1690 that none of them fought in that put a foreign immigrant onto the throne but most importantly it showed the Catholics who is boss.   

Hundreds of Loyalists dress up in costumes and march down roads playing horrible noisy angry music to scare the Catholics evil spirits away so there is a good harvest.    

The 11th July night or Purge Night is also very important as arson is a large part of Loyalist kulture. The family that drinks, fights and burns shit together stays together ... until social services gets involved that is. 

The DUP already have a version of Christian Sharia law in Northern Ireland so they hope to fix the mainland and the sinners there as well. To the DUP Great Britain (the mainland) is like Sodom and Gomorrah with everyone having abortions and ghey weddings ... shocking! 

Part of the deal means that Downing street has had to become more British. The DUP couldn't understand why there were loads of dark skinned people walking about and why lampposts didn't have flags on them, do they even know how to be British? 

MP's have complained that the constant drumming and flute playing going on outside number 10 distracts them from making cuts to police, the Intelligence community, first responders and to the NHS. One MP almost cleared the use of safe materials to be used on social housing, luckily that mistake was caught in time. 

They are sure they are being insulted by the constantly drunken bandsmen but since English people can't speak Irish they don't know what they are saying. 

One shaken up MP commented, "It was horrible, I asked if they could play Danny Boy and they started to yell at me in Gaelic or something I think they mistook me for someone else named Tim Facker, I tried telling them my name was Wilfred but that only enraged them more. A worried police officer pulled me inside and explained to me Irish etiquette such as never make eye contact and um don't call them Irish."     

Tim being a derogatory term for a Fenian fucker, don't worry Sassenachs you'll lern. 

MP's were also worried about the proximity the new Downing street bonfire was to buildings but no one will ask them to move it. Rather than confront them the 300 year-old buildings will have their windows boarded up and those inside asked to leave on the night that the fire gets lit ... like they do in Belfast. 

  

                                                                 They actually want this

As of the writing of this post the devolved government in Northern Ireland is not very evolved??? Not that evolution is real duh!  Why are there still monkeys?  .... yeah a fail in logic there Mister Darwin.

The Stormont Assembly isn't working at the minute because of a massive DUP scandal involving a heating scheme that they are getting away with which somehow became about the Irish language as 4 people in Northern Ireland are interested in speaking it or some such shite. 

So politicians in Northern Ireland have been getting paid not to politic for the past few months, nice non-work if you can get it. If Northern Ireland came to a stand still would anyone notice?   

The useless DUP and the equally useless Sinn Fein party can't agree on having tea or coffee but are expected to rule Northern Ireland fairly and properly. 

The Good Friday Agreement of 1998 which put them both into power hinges on good relations with Ireland and the British government not being in favor of one side more than the other. Yeah so Brexit and this not a coalition deal goes out of their way to fuck us over. The good news is that now we get to take the English, Scotch and Welsh with us.

A Kevlar Stiff Upper Lip

Does getting rid of 20,000 police officers make any difference to the security of the public? The Tories who made those cuts don't think it does.

When Theresa May told police authorities to sack officers she berated them and called them amateurs. To paraphrase her speech 'quit whining and just do the fucken job losers.' 

The initiatives that have been hurt have mostly been community policing. Remember this post about the Japanese Police  they have officers living in little houses because they understand that policing isn't just about making people behave. You have to engage the communities.  

White people go on about immigrant integration into western culture but if western culture won't even take the time to build bridges of trust then you'll never have it. You'll always have them and us.

  
May's solution was using soldiers since someone fired all the cops and there aren't enough armed police due to Tory budget concerns.
Soldiers are trained to kill. Unless they have a secondary trade such as cook or mechanic they spend most of their time practicing how to kill a similarly armed enemy out in the open face to face.

Urban warfare used to be restricted to riot control but now because of the wars of terror clearing buildings in a urban setting is required though it's still the more elite troops that get most of this training.

Soldiers have not been trained to deal with the public. You go up to a soldier and tell them about your purse getting snatched and they'll tell you to go tell a peeler, ain't their job.

Airport security doesn't stop terrorist attacks, all it does is make someone think twice before bringing a bottle of water or a comb on board a plane.

Intel and follow up stops terrorist attacks. This Intel can start at a community police officer getting a tip but if Theresa May who also cut MI-5, MI-6 and GCHQ as well as the police then there isn't much that can be done expect to get a mop out and say my thoughts and prayers are with you.

Schedule 7 of the Terrorism Act 2000 can stop individuals trying to travel. They can be searched and questioned for 6 hours if needed. Over the past year these searches has dropped.

If anything is found on the person or on their phone etc they can apply for a 14 day extension. Individuals can be put onto no fly lists and have their passports and travel documents confiscated.

Two years ago five people that went off to fight in the Middle East were stripped of their British citizenship for the good of the public.

This is what happens when you have the resources and use them. Since 2010 there have been knife attacks, attempted bombings and car attacks in the UK so the government cuts back on Intel agencies and police. Does that not sound like someone hoping for trouble to use it for their agenda?

No community policing it's promoting a them and us scenario with Muslims being them. 

The enemy knows where we are and is always probing for weakness and opportunity. Sorry Joe Public but cuts are needed, you'll still be safe though, we'll just make the people we have work longer hours.

The British government isn't poor, we're the 5th richest nation in the world but the Tories would tell you that 7 years ago Labour spent all the money, that is a bald faced lie. There wasn't even a need for austerity.   

The day after the Manchester bombing the Tories were promising more attacks if Corbyn got elected and everything remotely anti-war that Labour has said over the past 40 years has come out to be used while the voter is still in shock.

Yes I know what I'm suggesting. Bush did this, Obama tried doing this it isn't a new thing.  
 

I'm gonna have to take your water but you can buy another for £15 once you are through security

 

Armed soldiers on the streets are as helpful as the minimum wage worker at the airport that gets paid to touch your junk. They are only there for show to assure everyone that something is being done.

Don't be dazzled by what they are putting in front of you, ask questions like how did we get to this point?

Austerity constantly told us we were poor and cuts needed to happen. Until they needed  £3.6m to bury Thatcher or something then the money appeared.

The Tories are a big threat to the UK. Worse than ISIS because they are us and on the inside. ISIS trained and supplied one bomber on their watch, possibly a network of them. Will the Tories keep us safe? No, they'll batter us with more austerity cuts and tell us to suck it up like British people are expected to.  

 

Jeremy Corbyn Sexy Mother Hugger

Back in the day while protesting against Tory genetic experiments on the poor

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn wants to be the next Prime Minister of Used to be Great Britain. Old Knudsen knows the people won't vote him into number 10 because everyone is into Nazis and throwing your vote away protest votes ... also yer fucken stupid and fall for the Conservative shit 9 times out of 10.

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you people you can't do anything right.

We know that Corbyn may be an idealist but going by his track record we can see he is a good man.

That's not enough for some. Oh woe is me people lie to me and fuck me over ... I had better vote for them then.

Corbyn has defied his own party over 500 times, a true rebel, he's fucken anti-establishment not Farage or Trump.

He's campaigned for human rights worldwide and against austerity in the UK. If something is wrong you protest it you don't say 'well that's just Jew stuff, Refugee stuff, African stuff' ... it's fucken HUMAN stuff.  

He was anti-Apartheid and getting arrested for it, he wanted to bring Margaret Thatcher's friend, Chilean dictator Pinochet to justice, he went against the Tories and voted for LGBT rights, supported the miners when the Tories were setting out to destroy their lives, jobs and communities ... the Tories did have a hit list and a plan to get em, it wasn't a made up conspiracy. 

He spoke out about the UK & other western governments selling weapons to Saddam in the 70's and 80's and protested when he used those weapons to kill loads of Iraqi Kurds.

He supported the Birmingham Six and Guildford Four in wrongful convictions which were were eventually quashed.

He voted against tuition fees, ID cards and dodgy Tory spending plans that would have cost the tax payer 10 billion a year. He has protested against costly and quite obsolete nukes. 

He brought the Fenian cocksuckers of the IRA in to talk out peace before it was a thing and has supported cocksucking Palestine over the years. It takes more bravery to talk peace with your enemies than to fight them. 

He saw through the Bush and Blair bullshit on Afghanistan and Iraq invasions after 9/11. 

 With Ed Sheeran from Simply Red

If constantly being on the right side of history isn't enough then I am here to show the werld the hidden side of Jeremy Corbyn. He has thrown up at more celeb parties than you've had hot dinners ... it doesn't get much more British an patriotic than that.

While he votes against illegal wars, selling arms to the rag heads and bombing shit he isn't a pacifist. He prefers to fuck people up for sport. He currently holds the over 60's cage fighting werld champion belt. He beat 85 year-old Jim Benson in November of last year to win the title. Jim was in a right fucked up state and had to be put down but a win is a win. Corbyn didn't come away unscathed, he sliced a bit of skin from his hand from Jim's wheel chair.

Corbyn is all hood. When his son got mugged by a moped thief in his Islington constituency Corbyn was furious, he beat the hoes and the street snitches until he caught them and said "you come onto my turf and disrespect my blood, I'm gonna make sure you NEVER do this again" he exacted street justice by letting the air out of his moped tyres. Corbyn has been sanctioned 43 times by his own party for flashing gang signs in party conference photos. 

He didn't choose the socialist life  ... it chose him . 

Real fur but the animal died of old age ... word!

Corbyn is a down to earth, real bloke and like the rest of us he has his peeps, his crew. In true socialist style they share everything ... in fact it's fucken disgusting at times. Frankie on the left and Lennon on the right are his gender neutral friends with an attitude. 

An avid Satanist he turned his coven to the vegetarian option for sacrifice and now they only sacrifice the likes of a bunch of Kale. The real winner is the Dark Lord whose blood pressure is way down and his poops are quite firm and regular. Hail Satan!    

Old men in caps have been sexy for some time now. Old Knudsen knows that being a decent bloke with a solid track record for doing the right thing won't matter to many, they fear that because they are used to snobby entitled toffs shitting on them from number 10 with the number twos. A decent bloke makes them look inwards at themselves and their petty shame is revealed. 

It was far easier to kick the vulnerable because, hey, everyone else was doing it. Nazi is not the cool thing right now and never has been. 

The Tories count on you being weak and voting for the familiar abuse because once they win, that Theresa May hag will use that win as 'the will of the people' to inflict whatever they want upon us. 

She uses Brexit as the will of the people but Old Knudsen is a person and he didn't vote for it. Do not mistake majority for truth. It was not the will of many of the people.

To be fair Old Knudsen must give the Tories some blog space too so you can fairly make up yer crack addled mind as to who to vote for and who is bitter better. 

 
  

Now We'll Attack Spain

As solid as the Rock of Gibraltar is the old saying. Who hasn't used it to describe their penis? ... oh just me huh. 

The rock at the entrance to the Mediterranean sea was one of the last places that Neanderthals lived so it was only right that it became a British colony in 1713. Spain ceded the territory to the British but of course have tried to get it back since. 

Like the Falkland Islands it's a ridiculous colony of Brits who are uber patriotic to the crown cos they don't live in the UK. Like how Irish people immigrate and then sing songs about their beloved Ireland.    

Like the Falklands, the people of Gibraltar voted overwhelmingly to remain British, they also voted to remain a part of the EU but no one cares about that vote.    

 Lets wear bearskin hats in a Mediterranean climate.   

Remember when Old Knudsen said that the UK would have a weak hand during Brexit negotiations? ... people said 'oh we don't know what will happen you are just using scare tactics' ... use yer fucken brains an figure it out it isn't that difficult.   

The UK wants to  have their cake and eat it ... though I'm not sure why you wouldn't eat it. Why is everyone surprised that the EU nations aren't begging us to stay and not giving in? 

The nationalism of the little Englander got us to this point but they fail to realise that other nations have nationalist pride too. 

Even Scotland has it but that gets called anti-English sentiment rather than national pride. Well maybe if the English hadn't wiped out whole Scottish villages and deported and conscripted Highlanders ... ach well there has been a lot of bad blood so what can you expect? 

The English have been booted out of more cuntries than I've had hot dinners. The British (regional Brits) have excelled as being cannon fodder. Scots were used to oust the Irish in Northern Ireland and Ulster/Scots were used to oust the North American Injuns by the Pilgrims. Unless you sound like the Queen yer place is to be used and abused.    

It has been only in the last century that it was acceptable for people with regional accents to become army officers or in the last 40 years to read the bloody news. 

 A Gibraltar flegger

Spain has petitioned the EU to give them joint custody of Gibraltar in the Brexit divorce. The EU's job is to protect its member states and since the UK will not be a member in 2 years time the EU is backing up Spain. 

The EU wants as much as it can get and wants to punish the UK. This is exactly why Scotland, Northern Ireland and Gibraltar voted to remain in the EU, they aren't so insular and backwards as the little Englander when it comes to being a part of Europe.

As like Northern Ireland Loyalists that hate the fact that they are Irish and that their grandparents or great grand parents were born in Ireland pre-Ulster existence the little Englander hate the fact they are European. 

 

The British military has been down sizing and encouraging people to join the Territorials (National Guard) as a way to have a standing army they didn't have to pay. The UK has just recently fulfilled its obligation to NATO which is good as we don't want Trump handing us a bill like he did with Germany.  

The Royal Marines are facing cuts, former historical regiments have been merged and re-named The Rifles to cut costs. We don't rule the waves and don't have enough ships if there was a war of any kind. 

Sounds like the best time to go to war huh?  The British government always seem to make cuts before an armed conflict. Even as we were talking about freeing Kuwait in the 90's they were making cuts. 

They do this. The US does this too.

Now the Tories have said how they'll defend Gibraltar if they have to. Like how Thatcher defended the Falklands. Yeah that makes sense, attack Spain ... and the rest of the EU who will stand by them.

Not so Great Britain are looking to their glory days of 200 years ago and facing the ancient enemies like Spain but in reality the Royal Navy have less ships than India, Japan and South Korea. 

If you had just put a little thought into the EU referendum and maybe listened to Old Knudsen we'd be talking about the Tories defunding the NHS instead. Now the Tories defund away in the background with the power and distractions given to them by the Brexit voter.

How much shit can this government drag us through? All this self made drama it's like a stuck up Trump admin.  

Lets tell war tories stories and invoke Thatcher and the Falklands. Long drawn out unwinnable wars are trendy these days.  

    

 

They Rule And We Deserve It

The Queen made a speech about austerity and how certain services to low income families will be reduced or cut. What many people saw was a couple of privileged pampered people covered in jewels, sitting on gold chairs who are multimillionaires because they were born into the right families telling poor people they'll be even worse off pretty soon.   

The Queen is just a figurehead and is reading a speech given to her by the government. She makes her millions from vast estates given to her by the government and run for her by government employees. This speech only affects her life because she has to pause counting her money in order to give it, she'll probably be due another holiday soon to get over it.

Do the royals pay for themselves? Only during times of royal events and a lot of their wealth is intangible. We only have royals to be different and quaint, 30 million people a year come to see them. If we didn't have them we wouldn't be any better off. When has the government said, "the economy is doing great, lets raise everyone's wages?" 

At least the Pope worked his way to the top .... if you can call the clergy work. He keeps most of the gold out of sight when he says how we should help the poor.

I've noticed that when the Pope says something remotely liberal and progressive the Vatican brings out a statement reminding people of their real stance. Good Pope Bad Pope?

We know he doesn't support ghey marriage and certainly doesn't like gheys going by his past and his actions in the present. After Ireland said 'fuck you Vatican' and voted YES for ghey marriage the Pope made a passive aggressive speech about how marriage is between a man and a woman.... just in case you thought otherwise. 

I don't know about you but Old Knudsen is sick of being preached at and told what to do by self-entitled cunts surrounded by riches and is offended on behalf of the gheys and weemen for this Homophobic misogynist view that they are not to be seen as equals to allegedly straight (and celibate?) males.

If I want to know how to stretch my budget I don't ask the Queen because though it is thought her over all wealth is in the billions she didn't work for it and didn't get rich by using her brains. If I want to know about children and birth control I don't ask some old bloke who doesn't have sex and who has never been a father.

At least Obama is more honest, he isn't interested in helping people, just his country and government which he sees as being separate from the will of the people. If politicians were interested in what the public wanted they wouldn't have representatives voting on things that the nation doesn't even get a vote in.
Lets all vote on the next war, if anyone had asked me if we should invade Iraq or Afghanistan I would have said 'wise up' going by what is happening now the next war has already been decided about so stay tuned for the big one of 2020.  

If you look at politicians you see they are as out of touch as Hollywood actors are. The politicians of Northern Ireland run in upper middle class circles and don't know how to react to people who live on a housing estate. They run their soirees and know that the lower classes (the voter) are home drinking away their benefits while watching Dancing and singing with the stars on ice or some depressing soap. The ruling elite justifying their existence by ruling whether you like it or not.
Imagine deciding that you wanted to be in charge, most jobs require years of working as a pleb and to get promoted by hard work and merit but not the ruling elite, they seem to just decide to do it or take turns when the more aggressive ones have left.

I do have some answers like making cuts, just not ones the ruling elite would be happy with. The cost of those stupid wars could be putting people through college or building new homes. A lot of waste could be done away with by making the tax and benefits system more easier to use and understand rather than sending out constant letters that say nothing and making you jump through hoops because that is how things are done.

Job training schemes get aimed at people up to the age of 25, after that if you haven't found your career by then or your life changes then tough, you are all out of opportunities and get blamed for then being poor. 
The conservative friendly tabloids fixate on those who abuse the system and you get tarred with the same brush and before you know it cuts are made. 

If you want anything like proper healthcare or a replacement wheelie bin from the Housing executive because the one you inherited from the last tenant was cracked you have to match wits, brabble and make things happen assuming you are lucky enough to be able to find a person qualified to make the call because a simple phone call these days can be a long and stressful event to find yerself on hold and then cut off.

There is a reason it was decided that the White House be placed in DC swamp away from the main cities, people (the public) get in the way of things not getting done.   



      

Do We Really Need Human Rights?

 

 Keep those nurses and Scots away from me .... ugh!

So the UK had a general election, of course David Cameron was going to win it was just a case of how. Seriously folks did you think that Ed Miliband was Prime Minister material? Some people you can just look at and you know that even if they are nice people who wear all their emotions on their faces in unguarded moments they are just out of their league.

So after Dave had his celebratory booze up what is he getting stuck into first? The start of the £8bn for the NHS? Membership to the EU referendum? 500 more schools? 200,000 new homes? Getting rid of tax for low income people? the increased childcare allowence? Going after all those big companies who avoid paying taxes? The £100bn on infrastructure? It's marching season and those potholes need filled, you don't want wee Jamie Bryson falling doon a pothole and dying like King Billy did .... or do you?

I'll tell you what Dave is doing first.

'David Cameron To Scrap Human Rights'

Sounds drastic right? Surely you just can't scrap human rights, what is this Nazi Germany? They want rid of the pesky EU version of human rights as they are too soft and want a British, kick up the backside we don't do emotions version. What a nice start, you voted for us so now bam! Fuck you morons.

You know who wouldn't take away YOUR human rights? Ed Miliband, that's who. He was a guppy in a pool full of sharks and the Tory voters poured some chum in.

Here is how they are selling it. 'Those evil criminals in prison can vote and can artificially inseminate their partners because the EU loves pedophiles!'  Why are they worried about them voting? They probably all voted Tory as prisons in the UK are more like halfway houses unlike in Florida where they are like the Thunderdome, you think our criminals voted for change? ... they love things the way they are.   

The Tory revision of human rights seems innocent enough but what they want to do is not make them human rights but to make them human terms and conditions may apply rights. 

Their version gets rid of your freedoms, it's not a case of 'well I've done nothing wrong I've got nothing to fear' it's a case of if you get in their way, are in the wrong place at the wrong time or are a nuisance or if they need a patsy. 

You will lose the right to life ....  a fair trial ....  not to be tortured ....  not be punished or imprisoned if you have done nothing wrong .... freedom of expression, thought and conscience ..... to marry and start a family .... owing land or possessions ..... education .... fair elections .... 

If the government wants to screw you over they want the law to be able to do that. 'This guy is a troublemaker, luckily we changed the law and can now silence him' They have already been taking your rights to protest against fracking and will drill at a slant under yer homes if they want to.

Interviewing some potential terror suspects.

If they have a terror suspect they will have the time to work on them and to get a win or fabricate a win in order to look good. Think of habeas corpus the government takes the right to control the media and the public to it's own best interest and the government's best interests are not always that of the people.   

Riots in London the other week? .... funny how the BBC just didn't mention them, royal picture scandal? ..... funny how the British media did not publish them. 

Easier to keep Britain together and united if you have laws that let you um bend the law. 

The US have a similar method known as the Patriot act where they can cite 'National security' and close you down, bug yer home or read your e-mails. 

Your father said some bad things about fracking, I just need you sign a paper that says he did. 

Why does Cameron want this? Well he wants to keep his Tory fan base happy by sticking it to the EU and to woo some Ukip people to him and with the likes of Edward Snowden he wants to be able to squash any whistle blowers, then you have George Clooney's wife taking the British government to court because some Catholics were tortured by British soldiers during the Troubles in the 70's .... The British government has got sooo much dodgy shit so they do not want constant court cases, we haven't even touched all those people of privilege who have had their pedophilia protected by the police for decades. 

Another thing the Tory human not rights bill has is protection of British soldiers during foreign operations, boys will be boys and rape and murder tends to happen but putting soldiers in prison is bad for moral and do you know how much it costs to train a soldier? They could grandfather their bill to include the Troubles I suppose, you had better hurry Mrs Clooney whatever yer name is. 

  

The Road To Recovery Ist Kaputt

Remember when the semi-fascist and mostly anti-immigrant Ukip political party used an Irish actor in their poster? .... oh how we laughed at the incompetent blighters.

Well the Tory party have come under fire for their road to recovery poster. It isn't just the questionable facts that they claim at the bottom but rather, the British road itself.

Here is the road without its patriotic photoshop. This British road can be found near the town of Weimar .... is that near Sussex? Why no it isn't, it's in central Germany.

Taken by German photographer Alexander Burzik six years ago. Yes Germany has done economically well and I've always called the English "German lite" so what is the problem?

Due to austerity measures this is probably the only road the Tories have actually resurfaced over the past few years. If only they put as much effort into the cuntry as they do their photoshopping.

The German Republic's constitution was drafted in Weimar and it has always been a hot spot for German culture. Some of the earliest concentration camps popped up around it in the early 30's. In 1937 the Nazis built Buchenwald concentration camp a mere 8 km's from Weimar which supplied slave labour for the area.

So yes, maybe this is a suitable British road for the economic recovery of the UK .... according to the Tories. Lets stay on that road ... in Germany cos they are doing far better then us.