Playing Golf While Rome Burns

Yes Obama did play a lot of golf. Maybe it helped him to not hear the screams of the children he was killing with drones. 330 rounds in 8 years. He played golf every 8.8 or so days. At 9 weeks in office Trump played his 12th round of golf and at the weekend hit game number 13.

Trump plays golf every 6.4 days and that may be more because like a secret drinker the White House aides whose job it is to tell the press about the President's activities are hiding the fact he's playing a round with the boys.

Trump goes to Trump brand properties that just happen to have golf courses so he can be more secretive about playing.

 
Remember all his anti-Obama playing golf tweets? When Trump was running for election he was all 'I'll be working so hard in the White House I won't see my golf courses again' and now aides are telling the press he's in meetings when he's really on the putting green.

Trump knocks JFK off the best presidential golfer list. Is Trump the best golfer? He'd tell you he was even if he wasn't.

Obama is way down on the list, even behind Gerald Ford whose golfing was constantly mocked by SNL and Bob Hope. It shows you that practice doesn't make perfect. Being left handed shouldn't be an issue, yer just crap at golf Obama. 

Mark Twain might have said that 'Golf is a good walk ruined' and even if he didn't whoever did say it was right. Men like to hit balls with sticks, it's in our DNA but why do they have to dress like puffs while they do it? 

 Who wore it better? 

When Trump meets Xi Jinping the president of China this weekend there will not be any golf played. The Chinese leader sees it as a rich man's sport and has worked at closing Chinese golf courses down. 
I'd love Trump to lay out some whites for him and get a photo op on a golf cart, that would really go down well. 

 Miss me yet bitches? 

Golf is even too ghey for the gheys. A rough game of oiled up grab ass is way more manly for fucks sake.   

While the US President dresses like a sack of shit and gets some sun on his little white balls Vladimir Putin is walking glaciers in the Arctic and suppressing anti-corruption protests going on in Moscow. 

Putin is breaking off fragments of ice for scientific research. Even harsh dictators can believe in Earth science and the environment.

Ronald Reagan who is just behind Obama in the best President golfer list brought his own putting green with him when he traveled. Only when he remembered to.

After years of constant bitching about Obama's golfing habits I'm hearing excuses for Trump like he's entitled to his privacy and how being president doesn't mean solitary confinement. They also say how he's always taking calls while golfing ... yeah right.

Trump is playing golf while Americans are dying ... and I want to see that fucker's birth certificate! 

Trump seems to think that only schmucks work on weekends but I bet we'll be seeing more throughout the week golfing when state visits spoil his weekend. Can he not be fucken normal and be addicted to Candy Crush or something? 

Trump is about 75 days in office with at least 13 golf games under his wide belt. Obama didn't touch his golf clubs until his 65th day.      
  

Do We Really Need Free Speech?

The Correspondents' dinners in which people stand up and take the piss out of politicians and even the President were always a source of much fun. Humor and TV were things that Obama certainly had mastered. He didn't mind having some fun at his own expense.

Remember when he did that video in which he went to the DMV to renew his driving license only to have the woman behind the counter question the authenticity of his birth certificate? ... good times, it almost made up for all the war crimes, deportations and domestic spying.

In 2011 at the Correspondents' dinner Obama mocked Trump by saying, " I know that he’s taken some flack lately, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than the Donald. And that’s because he can finally get back to the issues that matter, like: did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac? We all know about your credentials and breadth of experience. For example no, seriously just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice when a team did not impress Trump he didn’t blame Lil Jon or Meatloaf you fired Gary Busey. And these are the kinds of decisions that would keep me up at night."

Trump can take a joke aimed at him, look at how much he's enjoying himself.  He's always quick to mock himself and be the butt of a joke, he doesn't let it brew and fester over years to get petty revenge when he can, oh no.

 Trump enjoying his Comedy Central roast ... no not really

Most topics were allowed for the roast but the one he won't have is people saying he has less money than he says he does. Very telling.  That was also a no go topic when interviewed by Joan Rivers too.

Trump didn't attend Obama's last Correspondents' dinner. He usually goes to them but when he's the one getting roasted without his permission he doesn't like it. He likes to be in charge and look strong remember.

"Although I am a little hurt that he’s not here tonight. We had so much fun the last time. (Laughter.) And it is surprising. You've got a room full of reporters, celebrities, cameras, and he says no? (Laughter.) Is this dinner too tacky for The Donald? (Laughter.) What could he possibly be doing instead? Is he at home, eating a Trump Steak -- (laughter) -- tweeting out insults to Angela Merkel? (Laughter.) What's he doing?"

Before being elected Trump went on late night chat shows and even appeared on SNL and you know he's hating every moment because he doesn't have a sense of humor, he has never needed one. He has no timing or charm. I doubt he'll be doing any funny Buzzfeed videos.

This year Trump has announced he will not attend the Correspondents' dinner, the first President in 36 years to not attend. He has liberty to trample on or maybe some more golf to play or tax payer's money to spend. 

 I like big butts and I can't deny ... ok, not this one. 

Northern Ireland lad Rory McIlroy faced criticism for playing golf with Trump and says it wasn't political at all it was just golf.

Well fuck you McIlroy, if you don't mind spending time hanging out with a bigoted sexual predator then yer a fuck wit enabler. You can tell a lot about someone with the company he keeps. 

The dinner will go ahead but will there be anyone funny at it? Will anyone be able to say anything vaguely anti-Trump at it? Anti-Trump I mean the derogatory humor that everyone uses. Poor Donald and his precious thin orange skin .

Some comedians have said they would attend rather than boycott because humor is the best weapon and is totally protected under the First Amendment. That's the whole point of the fucken dinner to show and celebrate the free speech the US should be allowed to have. 

No one is beyond criticism in the US and a free press is paramount to showing that. 

  Not you not you not you ... Fox?  you go ahead yes Breitbart or rather Bro-Bart you'll get a question

As you know CNN, BBC, The Guardian, LA Times, New York Times, Politico, Buzzfeed and the Daily Mail were barred from a White House briefing. To recover from the backlash they said they had been very selective rather than excluding anyone. Just their besties like Bro-bart, Fox, Washington post and some blogs. 

The AP and Time boycotted the briefing. 

Other ones allowed such as CBS, NBC, and ABC were invited for a "Gaggle" in Sean Spicer's office. This is an informal off camera chat. 

Trump has called most of those outlets that were banned, FAKE NEWS and the enemy of the American people. They very often post things like stories that Trump just doesn't like even if it is the truth. Buzzfeed published the account from a reliable MI6 operative about what Russia has on Trump to black mail him with and the Daily Fail which is fake news is being sued by Melania. 

 

The BBC is state run and would be reporting on Trump when he visits the UK. Old Knudsen would see this as an act of war and would burn that fucken White House again but May as usual is just being quiet about it. 

Her hand still stings from when Trump held it, a constant reminder that he could just not trade with the UK if he has a bad day. 

  

Trumpflakes and ammosexuals don't seem too angry about it. For years they have used the shall not be infringed argument so they could continue to shoot school kids with assault rifles. 

    

 What part of no prohibition, abridging and infringing don't you understand? 

Trump is a laughing stock though not very funny. He and his people are against freedom and liberty. The checks and balances that naive people talk about don't work very well if the bad guys pay off the Senators placing idiots in positions of power. 

We need the White House leaks and the FBI leaks as that is all we have. You stifle the media and only have state sanctioned information given out, what's next regulating the Internet like China does? Knowledge is power and the people can't be trusted with it which is how Trump got into power in the first place ... the Electoral College.

A President against free speech is very dangerous. His words and actions are classic abuser tactics and to go a step further an abuser with power becomes a dictator. Hitler jailed those that spoke out against him or wrote about what he was up to. 

Two years ago the opposition leader in Russia, Boris Nemtsov condemned Putin for an illegal war in Ukraine and was shot dead not long afterwards.   

We may have issues with the press at times but they HAVE to be free. They HAVE to report on things that Trump doesn't like and to hold him accountable for breaking the law.  

Remember the Watergate! 

Hackers Target Obama

Hackers have revealed a top secret e-mail that wasn't marked top secret, it was marked 'Top five golfing fails.'

The e-mail that had an amusing video attached was from Obama and said about how he enjoys playing golf, especially when US servicemen get killed overseas or are being buried. He actually times his games to generate the most outrage.

The US has been at war 93% of the time since 1776. There has only been 21 years of peace with the most being the 5 years 1935 - 1940. While they usually don't win their wars they do give their soldiers medals for participating so that everyone is a winner. 

Obama is thought to suffer from 'A-personalty competitive disorder' and can only cope with life while in competition. When he played David Cameron a friendly game of ping pong he had the British Prime Minister in tears .... and he was on the same side.

Cameron said, "I had heard that there was the likely chance of some Yanks dying while Obama was visiting the UK so I suggested either fox hunting or ping pong to cheer him up. I didn't think he'd be so mean saying that I played like a limey pussy, it was very upsetting."   

The Republicans have branded Obama as an uncaring president that doesn't attend every single funeral and is probably a racist and only likes black people. They also irresponsibly suggested that he cancels preplanned games like the quitters they are.

Obama responded by saying, "I do care, why else would I be trying to spy and collect data on everyone? If you don't like it then don't vote for me .... oh that's right I've won all my elections, time for mother fucking golf!"