Like wrestlers .... it's fucking rigged, if you come away covered in blood yer doing it wrong. Before his sex tape every time I saw Hulk Hogan I'd have PTSD flashbacks to yon TV he did Thunder in paradise where he had a speedboat that had more gadgets on it than James Bond's iPhone.
Now when I see him I think about him having sex and saying how he ate 10 minutes ago and stuffed himself like a pig. I think the only way Old Knudsen to have closure in his life is to kill Hulk Hogan.
It worked, Old Knudsen feels better now. Being a Timelord sure does have it's perks.
What do you do? It's one of those moral dilemmas, like if you find a wallet full of money do you.
A: take the money and chuck the wallet.
B: take the money look for ID and order credit cards.
C: take money and hand the wallet into the police.
D: don't take any money and hand it all into the police.
D was just my wee joke, of course you wouldn't do that ... Ok, hot zombie chick and you have one in the chamber. Remember, she used to be a real live human being, with a family and maybe a poodle named Fizzy.
So I guess it's duct taping her mouth shut and tying her up then. I wonder if the zombie virus can be caught during sex, damn it! You never see that in the movies, it's always a slow shuffling walker creeping up on someone or just happen to grab their leg and take a bite out of them. Just like you never see Tom Cruise's character in a film on the run from cyborgs quickly duck into an alleyway for a shite and then have to take off a sock to wipe his bum with.
Life after the apocalypse can be so unfair.
If you thought that Gary Busey was a creepy ass dude just wait until he gets bit by a walker and changes.
Imagine those teeth clamping doon on you.
