Saturday, 2 March 2013

Jamie Bryson Behind Bars


Authorities are not concerned about flag protester Jamie Bryson's taig inspired hunger strike. Prison officer Leonard Garvey spoke today, "Jamie may be missing out on his champ and bangers tonight but I can verify he is getting his fill of meat and is certainly getting plenty of protein so there is no need to worry."

Jamie who has gained the nick name 'Little big man' seems quite happy. Old Knudsen tried to visit him but the germaphobe was taking yet another shower.