Just remember the true meaning of Easter as found in the scriptures. For kicks because there was no TV back then, Jesus made his pet rabbit lay eggs just so he could laugh at the painful yelps from the creature. He'd then boil the eggs and roll them doon hills while eating chocolate. Rough housing and having a ghey old time with his 12 butch buddies.
Wrong!
Easter isn't mentioned anywhere, it's a pagan celebration for Eostre the Goddess of spring ya silly fuckers. Why the fuck would there be eggs and rabbits in a Jesus story? It's about the rebirth of nature.
No, what you have from Christianity is a gruesome tale of fucking zombies instead!
