Fanny Gets Fingered

 

So there was white smoke on no smoking day. I looked upon the face of the new Pope and said, "what the fuck kinda photoshop opportunities can that plain looking fella give me?" God must have heard Old Knudsen for then he named him Francis ....... WIN!!!!!! 

In the UK we shall adopt the American usage of fanny to mean bum so that all the ring jokes will work.
You may still say hes a big fanny or a cunt but please be clear. Lets be frank, no lets be fanny.