Asshole Kutcher 'Mr 12,733,980 followers tuning in to see a skydive goes horribly wrong video or a reminder to watch Two and a half men on Twitter' is the highest paid TV actor making an estimated $24 million.
Old Knudsen asks the question WTF? does Kutcher have tiger blood? is he a particularly good actor? Is he a really nice guy?
I don't think so. $24 million a year, must be a really important job. A US president gets $400,000 plus expenses, no wonder they don't try very hard. George W Bush was the one to give himself a 50% pay rise because he thought he was doing such a good job.... fuck the economy eh George.
Jon Cryer his co-star who just won an Emmy brings in around $13 million.... Fucking loser, try harder you slack cunt.
If you watch this show, if you like this show, punch yerself in the head.
If yer famous enough you have someone else do yer Twitting for you. I think Asshole can afford it. I also think that when Kevin Smith puts up links on FaceBook to buy Clerks 2 merchandise its him doing it.
Which is sad cos I like Smith far better than Kutcher. Work with me Kev, we could make a shitload of cash.
Clerks 2? it came out in 2006, wasn't a massive hit and Old Knudsen hasn't even gotten around to watching yet.
I'd buy a Jersey Gurl t-shirt but not a Clerks 2 shirt.
Buy Clerks 2 stuff, all the cool kids are.
