Experts say that 97% of Romney supporters are easily influenced, slow, shuffling creatures of low intellect who will feed on others to ensure their own survival and have no brains of their own.
The other 3% are criminally insane evil wizards employed by Fox news.
"We shall feed off America's trouble making intellectuals, gheys and uppity women and have an America the common man can relate to with 1950's values and nukes pointing at the foreigners that we can't make money from."
