Mitt on the elderly: "When the elderly cease being wealthy and productive they should be turned into food for the working classes. Corporations are people and so are people."
Mitt on same sex marriage: "I support same sex marriage, but only between men and women. My wife and I participate in the same old sex every Tuesday."
Mitt on unemployment: "I created 2000 jobs in south east Asia why only last year. The jobs are out there, our lower classes need to stop being lazy douchebags and get out there."
