Lance Armstrong Is No Dope

 If you can't name the people who have now won the Tour de France by default in 1999,2000,2001,2002,2003,2004 and 2005 then it doesn't count. Old Knudsen is standing by his long time friend Lance Armstrong ... until they show him 7 failed drugs tests.   The US Anti-Doping Agency's (USADA) can go fuck. 

Next they'll say his Da wasn't the first man on the moon.