The world can be a frightening and confusing place to be at times. You are born and you scamper about trying to have sex and to own nice shiny things until you realise that yer just an insignificant moving meat sack carrying a magical ethereal cargo otherwise known as the soul.
I am here to answer yer questions because how stupid is it to live knowing fuck all and then to die expecting to have it all answered then?
Old Knudsen will answer all the important questions for you.
And what does God look like?
God made man in his image, not every man obviously, just Nicolas Cage.
Ever wonder why Allah doesn't like photos of himself?
Next week I shall answer the question, "Why the fuck to I read this idiotic blog?"
