Plastic Or Paper?

The story the world has been talking about, you can't go anywhere without someone asking, "has Courtney Stodden had plastic surgery?"

Courtney who? ....... fucks sake. Yer camera hoor who married Doug Hutchison two years ago when she was 16 and he was 51. Doug who? ...... fucks sake, yer man who was the nasty guard in The Green Mile and yer hippy in Lost.

Now thats out of the way I shall continue.

The world has speculated that she has undergone a substantial amount of plastic surgery.... well ok maybe the bored tabloids mentioned it a couple of times.

So Doug took the old ball 'n' chain to see Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr Marc Mani for an examination. 
With a camera crew present of course.

Courtney who has admitted to accidentally calling her husband Doug 'dad' on occasion had the good doctor grab her ass, motorboat her tits and after extensive tests which may have involved sucking (Doug sat in the corner and watched) Dr Mani concluded that the only thing fake about Courtney was her personality and sham marriage.

While Old Knudsen would happily fill the pretty yet dumb as fuck Courtney with old seaman, Hutchison turns me stomach. He reeks with desperation as he tries to sell his young wife to the media.