Friday, 13 July 2007

I'm all tied up at the minute.

I was looking through my photo album when I came across (I wiped it off) a picture of Sandra Bullock . I'd forgotten all about that lost alcohol and drug fueled weekend. My pet name for her was "Randy Bollock" you had to be there, ach we had fun. I'd be on the pot naked playing with me bongos while she'd be gagging on the smell with a gag in her mouth, I'd whip the soles of her feet berating her for making "Forces of nature" with Ben Affleck and "28 days" that had drunks not zombies in it, very disappointing , good times all the same .

13 comments:

Fat Sparrow said...

That looks like the ungodly love child of Sandra Bullock and Jackie Onassis.

Very, very wrong.

Captain Smack said...

I don't normally notice things like this, but that fingernail polish she's wearing does not go well with her hair.

Old Knudsen said...

fat sparrow thats what bags are for, she chose plastic over paper BTW.

Captain Smack don't worry I thrashed her soundly for that.

Anonymous said...

No good, it makes her ankles badly thick. Ankles are important.

kimba said...

interesting knot work old k. (did I spell that right?)

the looping around the breasts and trussing around the arms and neck would mean a reduction in saggage. Well done - you should patent that design.

Old Knudsen said...

mago I knew you would understand.......sicko.

kimba have you met Mago?

Eddie Waring said...

It was you that nicked my washing line then! You can keep it....

Old Knudsen said...

I'm keeping yer smalls too.

savannah said...

she was cute in hope floats

*snickering*

Anonymous said...

How is she going to keep going at 40mph in an outfit like that?!

Foot Eater said...

A little-known fact: pop band The Beautiful South have a song called Don't Marry Her which was released in a censored version as a single. The album version had as a chorus, 'Don't marry her, fuck me'. The radio single had, 'Don't marry her, have me.' The song is all about a temptress trying to persuade a man not to marry a ball-breaking harridan. The album version has this lyric: 'She'll grab your sweaty bollocks/And slowly raise her knee...' while the single has this 'She'll grab your Sandra Bullocks/And slowly raise her knee...'

So you see, I have cleverly linked this interesting information with the subject of the post, which is Sandra Bullock. I wish I could recommend that you go and see The Beautiful South in concert, but I'm afraid they have split up, not long after I last saw them in concert at the Hammersmith Palais, also sadly now departed.

Old Knudsen said...

savannah smells like a chick flick to me.

conan drumm I was the one who exploded.

Mr Eater you are a fountain of knowledge I liked "Happy hour" and "right about now, yer ma's a woman"

Old Knudsen said...

To be honest I do my best work with duct tape.