Friday, 28 March 2008

If The Cap Fits

Honourary Bitter Balls George Clooney finally came out of the closet to tell the world of his love for me, Old Knudsen. Its an honest pure kind of love so I don't want to hear about yer jealously.
He wore the cap impregnated with my DNA and spoke of how he loves to pop the pimples on my back but won't lance the boils. About the time at his home on lake Perry Como in Italy when we giggled on expensive wine and talked of many things and fell asleep spooning together under the stars.

Its not ghey so stow that talk its man love and can only make the world a better place, now if he would only give me a poke at his weemen friends that might be nice. Before you cunts go asking inappropriate things and condemning his brave move I'm a taker not a giver and hes hung like a soft bristled toothbrush.



9 comments:

MJ said...

You've given the cap to Clooney to hurt me and Boxer.

For years we've lanced your boils and this is our reward?

psychicgeek.com said...

A good choice, Knudsey. He looks very dapper in your hat.

savannah said...

he picked you, sugar? over me? i'm with mj & aboxer...the bastid

dammitall, i might as well move to tuscany with the MITM!

Anonymous Boxer said...

How cruel of you Old K to flaunt your man love AND the cap in front of us.

Damn, he is pretty in it, though.

SEAN RECKLESS said...

Pretty, you must be blind- he looks like a cross between Andy Cap, and Norman Wisdom with a (Walt Disney) gofers mouth.
Knudsen, you are much more dignified looking.
Haaaaaa!
That wasn't me.

Xmichra said...

respect down Old K. Clooney?? Really thought you had better taste...

Steph said...

Did you film the occasion by any chance?

Just askin'.

mago said...

Bullshit.
The shoulders of this kiddy are simply too small and narrow. No honey, that#s not blood of yer blood, flesh of your flesh, that's simply a piece of wood - Knudsen you should stay away from these cableTV and The OuldeHouse, you should roam the free land as the rover you ever were banging any twot too silly not to run away, regroup, dry the powder and than splatter on, fuget that Cloon-ey!

And do not let this stinky cap lay in the sun, gargl ...

mago said...

And PUT UP some new porn pics!