It was 16 years ago this day that I tasted pure heaven, no not the fanny batter of Sophia Loren that honour is still to cum. I tasted the McRib from McDonald's.
A lump of pork-like processed meat shaped like a spare rib, covered in a tangy BBQ sass with onions and pickles in a soft long bun. Sounds nice doesn't it?
When it first came out they marinated it in 8 hour old BBQ sass so back then it gave you the shits and heart burn, now they just squirt the sass on so it just gives you heart burn.
Its still lovely but the cunts at McD's tease and tempt you with it and make ghey salads a part of their menu instead of the Ribs.
I hope this post sways Ronald to stop acting the clown and do the right thing, reinstate the McRib as a regular item.
So anyway do Australians do a lot of drugs? I recently heard of a guy who called the police because someone stole his pot plants.
Nothing to do with the McRib except for being highly addictive.
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Burger King.
If you can still squirt the sass, you have a chance at having a go at Sophia Loren.
Do you suppose she's reading this?
Does Manuel recommend the McRib?
Anonymous Boxer will drop by soon to ask if there's kebab on the menu.
Is there kebab on the menu?
(my contempt for this post is being shown by following MJ like a lemming. Not a lemur, but a lemming.)
You see?
What did I tell you?
Very popular in Boston's minority neighborhoods.
Pot plants- I'm sure the police gave him a Mc Ribbing.
"just like that."
McRibbed for her pleasure.
The McRib: vile, yet strangely disgusting. like you. and mj. naked. in a jacuzzi filled with semi-solid vanilla custard. eating McRib sandwiches. in france.
i like my rebabs raw *roooooaaaaaarr*
ribs don't belong between bread. they need to be gripped in both hands and smeared all over the face. the bread prevents this.
I'm too sexy to have contempt for these comments.
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