Page 3 Troll

 Samantha Fox started on page 3 aged 16 in 1983.

The Sun newspaper did the ultimate troll this week in order to get publicity and make tit puns. Sources told other papers that the Sun's 44 year tradition of putting topless weemen on page 3 would come to an end.
Sun owner  Rupert Murdoch said, "Brit feminists bang on forever about page 3. I bet never buy paper." 

It's out there infecting the population with stupidity, why buy it we know what it's like?  

Thousands have fought against page 3 for years and must have felt like they had won .... however the Sun itself didn't say they'd stop it and posted tit pics in their paper again.

Samantha Fox started posing aged 16 in 1983, the headline was 'Sam, 16, Quits A-Levels for Ooh-Levels' she became famous for getting her huge baps out and then later as a one hit wonder pop star.
Having a topless 16 year-old girl in a daily newspaper that anyone could buy does seem kinda creepy looking back on it but it was the 80's, being sexist and racist was the norm. Now the age limit for topless pics is 18 ... it only got changed in 2003, well done UK.

 Linsey Dawn McKenzie and the twins. 

There were other 16 year-old gurls and males all across the nation followed the paper as it counted down to a young girl's birthday so she could legally get her tits out. Linsey Dawn McKenzie was one such gurl who ended up on page 3, The Sunday Sport and The Daily Star ... she went on to do porn, bless her heart.

Other Page 3 gurls did some soft porn stuff but minge was usually kept hidden in the daily papers ... for decency sake ya know.

Linda Lusardi was one of the most famous and popular of the page 3 models. It is odd that a chick with her jebs hanging out in a newspaper could be a hoosehold name in the UK. To some they were prized on the kind of level that Princess Di was .
Old Knudsen's parents got the Sun paper and watching them sit and read the articles down the side of a mostly naked woman was just ... surreal.

Quite often they included some information about the model. 'Sizzling Suzy, 19 likes to get some fresh air around her handle bars with a healthy bicycle ride, she also wants to bring back hanging and put unemployed people into work camps.' 

Kathy Lloyd

Kathy Lloyd , Maria Whittaker, Corinne Russell and Keeley Hazell all became famous for having tits. Ginger spice was on page 3 before she got pop fame and other models went on to appear in soaps and reality shows, the most popular ones marrying footballers of course. 

Suzanne Mizzi

If weemen want to get paid for showing their tits then why not, it's to do with choice is it not? Maybe not on a daily newspaper though .

The Sun also had page 7 fellas which didn't feature as much so I guess they were being sexist yet being a driving force for equality .... or not.  

One gurl 'Tula' had been a Bond gurl and then the News of the World (another tabloid rag) outed her as having been born a male.  

Not too many black chicks on page 3 and in the 90's they seemed to become all blondes with small fake boobs or grotesquely altered and tanned hags with too much make up, hoosehold names for being train wreaks. 

To Old Knudsen they stopped being even mildly attractive decades ago. It went from attractive and natural to blah and fake as the media dictated the standards of beauty.

This feature should be done away with as it is only popular with the lower class twats who complain about those Moosalims. At a time when the Interwebs didn't exist for everyone it may have been a novelty but now you can have wall to wall tits and better than what they have.

It's a tired tabloid with right wing conservative views that is still holding on to a part of its golden age of sexism by claiming this is freedom of expression. Get rid of this feature in fact get rid of the paper, it adds nothing to the world but conflict and low standards and is obviously biased gutter journalism. 

Proof That Jesus Worked In The Service Industry

Professor James Sebastian Willmott-Brown from the Texas university of Christ says that he has found evidence that Jesus actually ran a small fast food outlet and so feeding the 5000 was probably something he did on a regular basis. University archeologists have found remnants of a wall near Bethsaida, Galilee which could obviously have been his restaurant.

While burgers would have been on the menu his Fillet'O'fish would have been popular in the local fishing communities. 



It is Professor Willmott-Brown's aim to show Jesus in his real historical context. 

"Jesus was around 6 foot tall, a slim athletic build from years of wood working. From historical records we know him to have been quite pale in skin tone and with blue eyes. Being an ancient version of a motivational speaker he had an energy which would captivate his audience, even the ones there just for the free food. He would have course smelled like burgers and had greasy hair but this was accepted by many because he could heal through the power of touch, could fly and fire blasts of energy from his hands, there is no proof that he could turn invisable and that sounds totally preposterous to me anyway and nothing a true scholar would even suggest."

All historical records and evidence are secret as you just have to believe .... thems the rules.  

FAST FACT:   98% of Christians fall for the Nigerian e-mail scams.

It is thought that Jesus wasn't really killed by the Romans on behalf of the Jews as accounts of the crucifixion and the whole putting the body into a tomb rather than burying him just doesn't add up to what was normally done at the time. It is thought that Jesus fled to France and became an alcoholic dying of heart failure aged 53 which explains why he has never returned. 

A secret French organization called the Plume de merde can trace it's members back to the Christ family of south east France. Jesus lived with Mary Magdalene who kept getting mysteriously pregnant (by God) as his mother had done.  

The clues are all out there. Jesus had a twin with whom he had an incestuous affair with. We believe the twin's name was Christian .... Hence the expression Jesus fucking Christ. Living with 12 blokes shows Jesus as being a man's man though he loved his mammy and even had the odd fag hag tag along.  

If you came here looking for half naked weemen today, here, have some Middle Eastern tits. Female breasts are a sign of God's love for us.    

Tune in next week for a celebrity death and after life match. Unwanted baby cast aside to live with primitives as the ultimate illegal alien battles a child of deity rape who was allowed to be tortured to death by his father, who has the most anger? Who has the most issues?    

Will Superman's arrogance as the man of steel be his undoing? Will natural Middle East rage and blood lust be enough for Jesus to win? 

Who knows, who cares?

 

Sunday In the Pink

Pink for the Giro d'Italia. I'm sick of seeing men in their pink Lacoste or Fred Perry polo shirts looking like they were trapped in the 80's.

No one cares about yer bicycle race but they do care about this.

Would Old Knudsen rather ride a bike or would he rather ride .......... sorry, got distracted.

Old Knudsen, caring about the issues that matter.

Even Jesus said something about 2 in the pink and on in the stink ... or was it the other way round? ach I'm trying to forget all that rubbish.  As for Allah, he can fuck off back to Nigeria.

Leave the kiddies alone of the bunny will get ya.

Happy Mother's day, yer Ma should have smothered you as a child but she saw something special in those semi retarded glazed over eyes so thank her for sparing you so that you could live to read my blog.

Old Knudsen gives you something to live for even if it's just to find out what he's gonna post on the Lard's day of rest.