The War Of Words

Look at the size of it and it's not even erect 

In the movie Invasion of the body snatchers Kevin McCarthy runs through traffic yelling that aliens are taking over the world. The people in their cars look scared, did they take the wrong turn and end up in Florida? Wind up your window it might be a Floridian face eating zombie.

Old Knudsen feels like that at times. He warns the world on this blog and on social media only to get ignored for months and eventually people start saying the same thing then the media eventually reports it.

Wow you people are so fucken smart to figure all this shit out months afterwards. Welcome to the party pal.

Why are you Libtards so triggered lol!

  Global conspiracy:  

Yes there is one. Not from Hillary or the EU ... not even from Obama who wanted your guns and to put UN troops on American soil if you remember correctly. There is no Illuminati or New World Order. The Americans are only competent in the movies, in real life the CIA have to stop doing their covert shit when a new president comes in and changes things.

Or you'd get a constant stream of leaks about black sites, Enhanced Interrogation Techniques, spying on allies, collecting data on your own citizens, losing thousands of weapons from storage facilities ... the US can't keep secrets and GCHQ are usually caught up in it too. The amount of terror suspects that have had to go free in the UK because the US gets caught abusing them. You have to set them free or settle out of court to shut them up or you get court orders demanding to know national security secrets.

  Hillary deleted e-mails and killed people about to testify lol

The conspiracy doesn't feature the dumb US or UK it features the devious Russians. Go on, roll your eyes because everyone blames the Russians, that is what they'd like you to do. Just dismiss it all I'm sure you know better. You don't even worry about climate change that much either, just wait until they can't grow anymore coffee then you'll be concerned.

It isn't just the 2016 US election it's Brexit, it's Germany, France, the Netherlands, Hungary, Montenegro, Georgia, Ukraine, Estonia, Greece, Italy. As well as Latin American cuntries.

Yes the US has meddled in elections and governments 81 times since 1946 but if you are living in the west the US is on our side at the moment. It's like Israel or Saudi Arabia, total cunts but they are cunts that are on our side. For now.

In the old days you'd fund groups that have your mindset or at least share some of your goals. You might plant people to compromise politicians so you can blackmail them or just give them a bank loan.

Trump got Russian loans when other banks wouldn't loan to him and the likes of Flynn are open to being compromised too. What the Trump admin are doing is getting rid of those open to be compromised as they may bring Trump down with them. Bannon, Gorka, Priebus. It was smart to get rid of them, Miller will probably go too. Conway and Sarah Huckabee Sanders are losing their usefulness and might go the way that Spicer did.

A White House spokesperson has their integrity all used up so a fresh set of lies is what is needed.

Then he made a speech slagging off Obama, it was hilarious 

The old school method of funding NGO's and other groups is well used by the US and Russia. Far right nationalist groups like Golden Dawn, Northern League, Jobbik and Freedom Party of Austria all receive mysterious funding. Euro-skeptic parties are encouraged and guided in order to spread social unrest and instability. 

As well as dismissing the reds under the beds scare they also count on nationalist stupidity and pride. They use being a patriot against you. The reason that Brexit doesn't get mentioned very much when it comes to Russian influence is that there is only the circumstantial evidence from computer bots ... who can say just how much influence they had?

The odd low ranking politician that does mention it gets told to shut up and that's the end of it. Nationalism and British pride will be our downfall. The Russians couldn't have hacked our democracy cos we're British damn it!  Our Windows XP is special.

A load of old white men trying to get their heads around the effect that social media can have ... we need to upgrade our world leaders to people that can actually set up a Facebook, Twitter or Grindr account or that can actually turn a computer on.

The same in the US. While more social media savvy they still think that computer stuff is magical and has no effect on the real world.

 I've just offended some and made others quite pleased with this one picture ... in the real world

The Brexit mentality is that British people (mostly white ones) are superior than others and that the EU which gives the average Brit more human and basic rights and more recourse to getting justice etc than British law is somehow plotting against us. 

Yes it's a them and us scenario. There used to be the British Empire but half the people that voted Brexit either don't know their history or just can't imagine the resources and brutality needed to maintain an empire ... but they think they'll be great again if they leave the EU. 

It doesn't make sense. No one is clambering to trade with the UK unless the UK makes it really worth their while. Inviting the devil in or in real world terms China. 

Bots and Trolls: 

While Russia uses bots and trolls to guide the narrative they will use words and the terms that right wing Conservatives use to attack their perceived enemies. With Google translate the only thing that gives a foreign troll away is the length of time between replies.  

Russia has employed thousands of trolls to steer conversations. You can find them on sites like RT and even Fox News. They back up and defend news articles if you question them. They do it a little too much though which gives them away. Usually another one joins in to back up the first troll, probably the same person with another fake account. 

Bots are a computer program designed to mimic human activity. They can sign up thousands of e-mail accounts to send spam on or used for online gaming to simulate a human player. Spider bots can search for new websites or news articles using search engines. 

I've noticed many responses being the exact thing that Trump or someone like that would say. This would explain why if in doubt you get weird comments of whataboutery. What about Hillary? What about Obama? Always the same points. 

Many responses are dumb and poorly spelled but since they have annoyed you by questioning your excellent point you are too angry to think that maybe it's a set script using algorithms or that maybe English isn't their first language. 

Twitter egg bots, they can't even be arsed to get a profile pic

Remember that right before the EU referendum one third of Twitter traffic was bots. They can push trending hashtags and shift the consciousness of the people. Deep down most people are herd beasts that like to see what others think before giving their opinion. Mob mentality is another way to put it.

Facebook has had a lot of bots and shitposters as they aren't too picky on who buys up ad space as long as they pay. More older less media savvy people are on Facebook because it's more gentle for them and you don't have to think in snappy 140 characters like Twitter. 

How many times on FB has a friend passed on fake life saving information or panic about a fake virus or hacker? How many times on FB has a friend friended some hot chick who then sends you friend requests? ... oh she's hot I should friend her. 

After gym I think I'll go online and friend some random men

If yer a 60 year-old man that looks like they've had a hard life then what are the chances of a hot 23 year-old wanting to be yer friend? Would they give you the time of day in the street as you stare at her perky breasts? Perhaps yer a young bloke who wears sunglasses indoors on yer profile pic, yeah chicks dig that cos it's so cool. 

If it seems too good to be true then it probably is. Besides why does she only have 24 friends and all male? On Twitter why does she have 240 followers but hasn't Tweeted yet? 

Aye the smell test. A request or a follow does not mean instant reciprocation, if you do that then yer too stupid to be online. 

Lies: 

We get lied to all the time. It can be exhausting just wading through all the crap. Those commenting lie, it isn't just other people being wrong because they might not even be people. News articles lie, not just the likes of Breitbart News, Fox, RT, Sputnik, China Daily, Daily Mail, The Express that push their agenda but other mainstream news sites might leave out key parts of the story. Like when you read about a US cop shooting and unarmed black guy and it leaves out that he was high on the crack and just raped 4 nuns and a lapdog.

Melania Trump does not speak 5 languages. Just one of Trump's many bragging lies. If Melania speaks fluent Italian then why say Bonjour to the Pope? She spoke English in France and Italy only using words you'd learn in the first week of language class. If she could speak German then why did Putin need his translator... yes I do know what his official translator looks like. Putin speaks fluent German and has done so on camera many times ... unlike Melania who has never spoke it in public.

Trump's Twitter feed spews lies all the time, he announces things as facts and they go on to become a part of the troll bot legend.

It's tiring having to check everything or reading several accounts of the same story. Sites that look like real news sites also fool you. U-boats raised from a lake intact, a Viking burial mound found where it shouldn't be.

Conclusion: 

Many people from pampered or privileged backgrounds don't know they are being played and neither do the rabid nationalists that cry to patriotic songs. It could never happen to them because they are too smart and also special.

Trump thinks that someone like Putin would respect him because he isn't Hillary. He walked right into Saudi Arabia's trap and wrongly condemned Qatar for terrorism links and all it took was a glowing orb and an arms deal to make him look good.

The right has the same goals as Putin and as China which is to attack anything liberal. No freedom and no individuality ... but the right wing groups don't think that applies to them so when they are no longer of use they'll be thrown out too.

The right is doing a form of appeasement without realizing it. Destroy Liberals, destroy the EU, guns and soldiers good! wind turbines and ghey avocados bad!

The Democrats, Labour and the other liberal parties are playing into their hands by not being able to judge what the people want ... they are weaker than weak, fucken useless. They need to nut up but not be a carbon copy of the other side.

The enemy is out there and online line. They use our social media accounts against us. They've either paid Google and FB a ton of money or they've set up thousands of bots in the Eastern Bloc. If you are online you are being tracked by someone.

Their goal is to weaken resolve and to set nations against each other. Nations fighting themselves all the time and failing as a proper government cannot fight the enemy.

I Value Opinion

Freydis Eriksdottir

Old Knudsen is proud of his Viking blood, aye when his great great grandmother raped yon Viking warrior thus scaring the others so much to flee in terror which saved our island, that was probably the most amazing thing in the Old Knudsen lineage until the birth of Old Knudsen that is. 

Freydis Eriksdottir was all woman with a bit of animal thrown in. It's common knowledge that Columbus discovered shit, he didn't even set foot on North America. The Vikings had been there long before him. During the fourth Viking visit to America the pregnant half sister to Leif Ericsson fought off some durty redskins armed only with her sword. She also got her husband to kill his business partners and she killed their wives and children but still, pretty fucking hard.

Vikings with names like Eric Bloodaxe were pretty motivated people.  You don't get named something The Conqueror for sitting on yer hole.

I like to read online comments on TV shows from people who think they know their history or maybe they are that dumb or they are trolling.... it's hard to tell.

Aye you have the Russians and even the bloody Normans, the Vikings took over then they integrated into society such as with Dublin. We have Viking words in our language such as anger, awe, awkward, crawl, dirt, die, freckle, glove, husband, ugly and lets not forget Yule.

Maybe they mistook the Vikings for the Moriori, a peace loving Polynesia people of the Chatham islands just off New Zealand who were slaughtered and eaten in 1835 by 900 Māori invaders. The last full blooded Moriori Tommy Solomon died in 1933.... Easy mistake to make. 

Others have a more healthy idea about the Vikings. 

The media worry about Jamie Dornan or James Corden's accent and yet American shows cast Brits with dodgy accents all the time.  The Americans probably think that Shriek is supposed to be Irish, especially when he hums Scotland the brave as the Americans use the tune for their Irish spring soap. 

One of my favourite shows is The last man on earth. Getting stuck at the end of the world with a nit picker sounds like Hell but this show makes it funny.   

Sure most of these people are under 25 which means that Old Knudsen's shit has higher IQ points. If Old Knudsen was a world leader with nukes these people would make him want to push the easy button of destruction. NEVER! fuck with the redneck from The walking dead. 

Page 3 Troll

 Samantha Fox started on page 3 aged 16 in 1983.

The Sun newspaper did the ultimate troll this week in order to get publicity and make tit puns. Sources told other papers that the Sun's 44 year tradition of putting topless weemen on page 3 would come to an end.
Sun owner  Rupert Murdoch said, "Brit feminists bang on forever about page 3. I bet never buy paper." 

It's out there infecting the population with stupidity, why buy it we know what it's like?  

Thousands have fought against page 3 for years and must have felt like they had won .... however the Sun itself didn't say they'd stop it and posted tit pics in their paper again.

Samantha Fox started posing aged 16 in 1983, the headline was 'Sam, 16, Quits A-Levels for Ooh-Levels' she became famous for getting her huge baps out and then later as a one hit wonder pop star.
Having a topless 16 year-old girl in a daily newspaper that anyone could buy does seem kinda creepy looking back on it but it was the 80's, being sexist and racist was the norm. Now the age limit for topless pics is 18 ... it only got changed in 2003, well done UK.

 Linsey Dawn McKenzie and the twins. 

There were other 16 year-old gurls and males all across the nation followed the paper as it counted down to a young girl's birthday so she could legally get her tits out. Linsey Dawn McKenzie was one such gurl who ended up on page 3, The Sunday Sport and The Daily Star ... she went on to do porn, bless her heart.

Other Page 3 gurls did some soft porn stuff but minge was usually kept hidden in the daily papers ... for decency sake ya know.

Linda Lusardi was one of the most famous and popular of the page 3 models. It is odd that a chick with her jebs hanging out in a newspaper could be a hoosehold name in the UK. To some they were prized on the kind of level that Princess Di was .
Old Knudsen's parents got the Sun paper and watching them sit and read the articles down the side of a mostly naked woman was just ... surreal.

Quite often they included some information about the model. 'Sizzling Suzy, 19 likes to get some fresh air around her handle bars with a healthy bicycle ride, she also wants to bring back hanging and put unemployed people into work camps.' 

Kathy Lloyd

Kathy Lloyd , Maria Whittaker, Corinne Russell and Keeley Hazell all became famous for having tits. Ginger spice was on page 3 before she got pop fame and other models went on to appear in soaps and reality shows, the most popular ones marrying footballers of course. 

Suzanne Mizzi

If weemen want to get paid for showing their tits then why not, it's to do with choice is it not? Maybe not on a daily newspaper though .

The Sun also had page 7 fellas which didn't feature as much so I guess they were being sexist yet being a driving force for equality .... or not.  

One gurl 'Tula' had been a Bond gurl and then the News of the World (another tabloid rag) outed her as having been born a male.  

Not too many black chicks on page 3 and in the 90's they seemed to become all blondes with small fake boobs or grotesquely altered and tanned hags with too much make up, hoosehold names for being train wreaks. 

To Old Knudsen they stopped being even mildly attractive decades ago. It went from attractive and natural to blah and fake as the media dictated the standards of beauty.

This feature should be done away with as it is only popular with the lower class twats who complain about those Moosalims. At a time when the Interwebs didn't exist for everyone it may have been a novelty but now you can have wall to wall tits and better than what they have.

It's a tired tabloid with right wing conservative views that is still holding on to a part of its golden age of sexism by claiming this is freedom of expression. Get rid of this feature in fact get rid of the paper, it adds nothing to the world but conflict and low standards and is obviously biased gutter journalism. 

Intellectual Conspiracy Uncovered

For years now we have had to hear about how intelligent Stephen Hawking is or his cronies Neil deGrasse Tyson, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Brian Cox, Walter Bishop, Michio Kaku, Rodney McKay or Robert fucking Winston are. Oh they are sooo clever the way they can talk to us stupid people as if we are on their ever so high level.
Have you ever met a college graduate who calls themselves a PhD, Doctor or Professor who isn't full of themselves and who doesn't look doon on mere mortals who were too busy getting laid to waste time with education? ... you have? ok then have you ever met five? ... got ya. 

Then you have the pretend intelligent ones like Stephen Fry who may have portrayed Oscar Wilde but he is no Oscar Wilde. He's intelligent like Jay Leno is funny .... with the help of writers. 

'In World war II America had segregation in it's armed forces unlike we British'  ... says a smug anti-American Fry on his TV show IQ.  Aye we didn't have segregation, we also didn't have enough black people in Britain for it to be a factor, our blacks and browns were in the parts of our Empire flung out all over the globe, yep fully integrated African, Indian and Nepalese regiments which all of course had white officers .... cos you couldn't trust a wog/fuzzy to do that work. Whip the blighters into shape if they don't work hard enough. 
If you didn't have any Irish to use as cannon fodder you'd use them before you sent in the nice white British troops .... aye we were sooo enlightened compared to the Yanks, still are. 

You may fool everyone else Fry but Old Knudsen eats truth for breakfast and yes, it does taste like chicken.

 

 An excited school leaver trying to choose from all the possible careers she could apply for .... KFC or BK? such a decision to make. What are yer tits like? I'm sure you could go on the game.

In the UK we don't really do education, that's for middle class cunts with ambition. Unlike the US we don't graduate from school, there is nothing to celebrate except the 'getting out' of school. While Americans have High school graduates which sounds like an achievement we have school leavers...

On the last day of school you go up to the school administrator and they hand you a brown paper package tied up with string. Inside are all yer hopes, dreams, ambitions and creativity you began with in life but now they are all dried up and smashed to pieces .... enjoy being an adult. 
     

                                                         At their club talking smart shit.

   
I have found that all of those uber intelligent people on the telly telling you how great the cosmos is actually spend 80% of their time online trolling. They all attend a secret Hellfire skull and boner gentleman's club ..... cos weemen aren't intelligent enough to be genius' ..... was Einstein a lady? nope, case closed.
Yahoo answers is full of fake profiles with questions and answers, all made up by these scientists. 

The question of what to do from the high school gurl who got her first kiss from a guy at school that she had a crush on, only to fart onto his hand when he grabbed her ass, classic Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Did NASA create thunderstorms to mask the sound of space battles? ..... That's a Hawking, he loves that space shit.
Don't get him started on blackholes or other shit that won't get proven anytime soon, well played sir. 

What percentage of water is celery?  Celery has no nutrition and is mostly all water so what percentage of water is it?  

What techno song is this? I don't know what it's called but it's stuck in my head. Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun, errrr, Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun etc etc. 

The best answer to that was, some were dropped as babies, you were thrown at a wall. 

Aye scientists can be quite bitchy at times.  

Write this to get at Stephen Fry, 'Do gay people have feelings?' 

Evolution question: How did Sloth's survive for so long?   Answer: They worship Satan, clearly.

No one could be that stupid. These scientists are putting up these questions and answers to 1) feed you false facts ..... we all know Sloths went extinct thousands of years ago and are all now CGI as played by Andy Serkis. 2) they are trying to make themselves appear more intelligent by making everyone else look dumb. 

I suspect I have several of these brainiacs on my Facebook friends list passing themselves off as normal-ish people, maybe cos Old Knudsen is the most likely candidate to be onto them. It must have been yon Mensa test I did that alerted them, my score came back as 'we can't give you a score if you don't take the questions seriously'  which really means, we are threatened by yer dangerous intellect and will be watching you from now on. 

I wondered who owned yon dark blue Volkswagon Passat that had been parking a few doors doon, I had assumed it was a client round for an afternoon delight with Mavis but I bet it was a science guy.

Some normal people (IQ of mid to high 20's) do write on Yahoo answers if they can't be bothered Googling and reading what comes up and using critical thinking to find the possibly answers. (life is too short for finding knowledge) One asked if some bats make a noise that humans can hear.  

Those master race smart arses had a field day with answers like cricket bat and baseball bat.  How are lazy people ever going to get proper answers with Bill Nye the trolling guy online? 

Nye-  Hey Tyson, tell me if this is racist, "Are Japanese people born knowing Kung-fu?" .... "I only want to know if it's safe to rob my Japanese neighbor."  

Tyson- Fuck yeah it's racist you cracker motherfucker  ......  Nye- good, I'll use it then. 

Tyson- Hey look what roller boy put up,  "Do you eat food? Or gravity?"

Nye- Hawking gives me the creeps and you can never tell by his voice if he's serious or not.  

Is there a good way to prevent my GF from getting pregnant?  My friend told me you can put a straw up her vagina and suck her eggs out, is that true???  

I'm still awaiting an answer on this, c'mon it's time sensitive for fucks sake.  

 

The Blog Ripper.

Yes I am Old Knudsen, hey stop taking my fucking photo, who are you? News of the world? she looked 18 how was I to know?

Try to stay with me people, you know the way a Blogger comes on and is around for a bit and then just suddenly stops ? yeah sure you do well I suspect we have a serial killer amongst us.

I'm trying to see a pattern for the killings but I suspect this has been going on for years. I need your help people it could be any one of us, but not me as I'm writing this so therefore you can trust me. Probably a troll without a blog of their own that lurks getting as much info on his/her (probably a his as weemen are crap serial killers) target before they jet off and kill them.

Their home has a den no doubt with pictures of avatars over the walls and their favourite posts printed out, are you getting creeped out yet? I know I am, as me being a very important Blogger. I didn't say popular I said important as its a little known fact that I saved blogging but I won't get into that but I'm sure to be a target.

I don't want to alarm you all but we're all gonna be slaughtered. I think some Bloggers have a run in with this killer and are too frightened to continue to Blog, and people say," hey why don't you Blog any more?" and they make up some shit but you can tell they are frightened, those that just vanish are dismissed as being nuts or emotional so we all accept it as we didn't really know them anyway.

I name this serial killer the Blog Ripper.

Well ok I don't know how they are killed and if I find out no doubt I'll change the name to suit, how many reports on murders mention that murder victims have Blogs? see? the authorities are on to it and are trying to hush it up. I fully expect an e-mail from Interpol very soon telling me to keep this quiet and will I be bait for the killer, will I like fuck go to my links for that .

On a personal note, rest in peace in Blogger heaven. Me and Indigo Montoya .

Hanuman and Capgras Delusion I hope you are both safe.

Don't give into threats or intimidation be a martyr for Blogging and yer name will live on until we delete yer useless lifeless link on this I swear.