Had to reschedule a very important appointment with destiny on Monday cos my old mate Obama will be in town.
According to those who run Belfast, it will be shutdown, cancel any unnecessary trips into the city but hey, coming in to shop is fine ...... no seriously is that all we are to you?
There may be protests, bomb scares and orange coloured slags walking with their arms folded looking for a fag and a shag ... scary.
I hope Obama doesn't want to drink Guinness and do shots all day ... that really fucked Old Knudsen up the last time.