So it's Sunday, you can either go to church, eye up the little children and top up yer Heaven reward points. Or ya can repent and look at all the tasty norks in this post.
I would have thought it was a no brainer but you lot ..... Christians aren't too bright.
Yer told that if you live life in accordance to what yer religion says then you'll get yer reward after death.
That sounds a little bit like those e-mails that have several million dollars stuck in a foreign bank and only you can get it out ..... dear friend.
Don't count yer chickens until yer covering their firm yet soft cooked flesh in Miracle whip and sinking yer teeth into them.
Ohhh speaking of sinking yer teeth into something.
Old Knudsen would rather get his reward while hes alive rather than trust what some sexually frustrated attention hoor bible thumper tells him. I've been lied to so many times and now know to say, "boy does that sound like horseshit."
My reward today will be a mouthful of skittles.... Yes the yellow ones do still taste like regret poured cold onto yer naked spine.
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