Saturday, 8 December 2012
White House Petition
A petition to build a Death Star.
Those who sign here petition the United States government to secure funding and resources, and begin construction on a Death Star by 2016.
By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense.
The petition so far has 1,804 signatures though some of them such as a certain Vader D has turned up at least four times.
A total of 25,000 signatures are needed before it is even considered.
If the Death Star was built any enemies of the US would in theory already know how to destroy it. Is Death Star the right name for it? would Guardian Star or Space Testicle not be better?
"When you wish upon a Space Testicle."