Congratulations to Adam Harbinson who has shown us that in a time of recession there are jobs still out there if you look, and if you don't mine being a sleazy lying fucker.
Mr Harbinson was a councilor in the Alliance party but had to leave as he didn't agree in party’s decision to support gay marriage.
Harbinson a pretend Christian homophobe type has now joined the Nazi party ..... no thats not right I mean the DUP, ach close enough.
DUP leader Peter Robinson who is always glad to have a few more bigots at hand said he was "delighted" that Mr Harbinson had joined the party.
Harbinson has now gone through the DUP training program that involves being chained to a post and not allowed to eat, drink or sleep for 3 days and then beaten by 3 ginger men dressed in green velvet who taunt him in Dublin accents about how they want to invade Northern Ireland and rape the Britishness from every Protestant and their dogs.
Harbinson was said to be tired but in good spirits as he left the training compund. The only comment he would give to the press was, "Flags, FLAGS, FLAGS..... fucking Alliance bastards FLAGS !!!"
