The Tits Have Eyes

Christina Hendricks who is the most lovely of all weemen has cum out and told OBB that the reason she is in more photographs online than a Kardashian is because she suffers from a rare condition known has eyeplasia.
In recent weeks the tender fleshy large rounded growths on her chest developed eyes. Because she has so many pictures of her baps in various dresses she can now be photoshopped into new situations.

Hendricks is stoic to her incurable condition and resigned to the fact that she will have to hang up her norks and quit being the wanking inspiration to thousands.She went on to say, "It has altered my perspective."

Geoffrey Arend the husband of Hendricks said, "I knew it was too good to be true, now Christina has to wear boob goggles when she gives me a ditty wank."

Jon Hamm whose fingers taste like bacon

Jon Hamm who also stars in the TV show Mad Men with Hendricks said, "Old Knudsen will make any old shit up, he disgusts me."