Clive Owen, mediocre at best, off with his head.
I got the idea for writing about things that I think are overrated from Foot Eater who in turn got it from Andraste who in turn got it off a homeless crackhead she saved from drowning, long story. I'm sure there are many more but I really couldn't be arsed, I was going to do a list of Bloggers who I think are overrated but my own name kept coming to mind. If you wonder why I no longer do links in my posts, I talk about you bastards all the time too much like hard work.
Citizen Kane: what a load of shite, its one of those films people pretend to like and admire in order to be a trendy intellectual.
Uma Thurman,Kate Moss,Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta Jones .
Playstation/video games: I get bored with these too easily as they require minimal thinking and like Blockbuster films only entertain the surface of the brain.
Charles Dickens: "This universal watchfulness not only stopped him on the highway twenty times in a stage , but retarded his progress twenty times in a day , by riding after him and taking him back , riding before him and stopping him by anticipation, riding with him and keeping him in charge."
he has all that riding and even a retard and he can't make it sexy , funny or vaguely interesting ::::::::yawn::::::::: what a boring cunt.
The Kennedys :I never saw the attraction or their charm, a bunch of ugly dirty dicks from a rich crooked family that couldn't keep it zipped, Irish Mafia . Did ya see the size of JFK's head? no wonder lee Harvey Oswald was able to hit it with a crappy rifle, his noggin was massive.
Marilyn Monroe: famous for playing sexy but dumb weemen though she was well spoken in real life, more of an attention whore than me if that's possible, I don't see the big deal.
James Dean: couldn't act for shit and always looked like he was about to cry, one less bad actor in my opinion, rebel without any talent .
Female Porn Stars: with fake boobs that have shifted due to excessive abuse, bleached blonde hair a ton of makeup and deep cell tans aging them decades, in no way sexy.
Hand Jobs: why bother ? no one knows yer stick like you do men. I actually know this fella that when he was young the gurl he was with was a little too rough, he ended up in hospital circumcised due to her inexperience.
East Enders: going by this soap opera cockneys are mean, depressing people, they probably are but I really don't want to know about their lives. I never see chimney sweeps or pearly Kings and Queens, "if you go down Lambeth way, any evening any day, you'll find them all, doing the Lambeth walk Oy!"
Science: Scientists and those Scientologists think they can explain or take the credit for everything, well I don't believe in Science, it doesn't exist .
Citizen Kane: what a load of shite, its one of those films people pretend to like and admire in order to be a trendy intellectual.
Uma Thurman,Kate Moss,Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta Jones .
Playstation/video games: I get bored with these too easily as they require minimal thinking and like Blockbuster films only entertain the surface of the brain.
Charles Dickens: "This universal watchfulness not only stopped him on the highway twenty times in a stage , but retarded his progress twenty times in a day , by riding after him and taking him back , riding before him and stopping him by anticipation, riding with him and keeping him in charge."
he has all that riding and even a retard and he can't make it sexy , funny or vaguely interesting ::::::::yawn::::::::: what a boring cunt.
The Kennedys :I never saw the attraction or their charm, a bunch of ugly dirty dicks from a rich crooked family that couldn't keep it zipped, Irish Mafia . Did ya see the size of JFK's head? no wonder lee Harvey Oswald was able to hit it with a crappy rifle, his noggin was massive.
Marilyn Monroe: famous for playing sexy but dumb weemen though she was well spoken in real life, more of an attention whore than me if that's possible, I don't see the big deal.
James Dean: couldn't act for shit and always looked like he was about to cry, one less bad actor in my opinion, rebel without any talent .
Female Porn Stars: with fake boobs that have shifted due to excessive abuse, bleached blonde hair a ton of makeup and deep cell tans aging them decades, in no way sexy.
Hand Jobs: why bother ? no one knows yer stick like you do men. I actually know this fella that when he was young the gurl he was with was a little too rough, he ended up in hospital circumcised due to her inexperience.
East Enders: going by this soap opera cockneys are mean, depressing people, they probably are but I really don't want to know about their lives. I never see chimney sweeps or pearly Kings and Queens, "if you go down Lambeth way, any evening any day, you'll find them all, doing the Lambeth walk Oy!"
Science: Scientists and those Scientologists think they can explain or take the credit for everything, well I don't believe in Science, it doesn't exist .
18 comments:
Listen to 'Sally can't dance" loo , read...it ficks yer
I agree with every single one. Now days these young stars are so over rated it makes me sick. They just don't have that Errol Flynn decorum and prestige, now do they. I think this should be a series. You should do more of them, I'd read it but I'm not sure how I'm rated, definitely not over rated just over stated=
Big Mouth!
Well, for the Kill Bill enterprise, I do have some respect for Uma Thurman (and some insane jealousy, due to a childhood crush on Ethan Hawke and a current thing for Gary Oldman).
One can die of asphyxiation from reading Dickens out loud.
And Clive Own seems like a hottie until one has to endure an entire film of his.
As for Citizen Kane, it is an amazing film, but Casablanca has always been #1 in my book.
I agree with Babs--this should be a series. I do love Charles Dickens, though. I reread Oliver Twist last summer, and loved it all over again. To each his own.
Add "reality" shows and talents shows and evening game shows to your list.
Politics and politicians. All over-rated, and all need a good tarring and feathering.
Politicians and diapers on wee children should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.
Spot on.
What's the point of Eastenders? Why do people like it? Or Casualty?
This Christmas I predict another Eastenders special complete with someone weeping uncontrollably on a bench as their life falls apart, set against the background singing of cocnkey carols in that dreary dreary pub.
Absolutely spot on, except Dickens could be fucking funny.
Eastenders exist purely to make real human people feel better about their horrible boring shit lives. It's the most depressing pile of horse faeces ever to hit the tv. And I've thrown alot of faeces at the telly.
Handjobs can be ok if appropriate time, effort and materials are put into them. So I hear, but my last sexual experience was back in '89 when the neighbours' dog licked Pedigree Chum off my nuts.
That should have said "Eastenders exists..."
I was not inferring that an entire cross section of East London are depressing cunts, only that the tv show that depicts them does this.
YOu're right on all these, old BB, though I do think that Clive Owen is extremely easy on the eyes. Not a tremendous actor, but better than some... But aye chihuahua, I'd tap it.
i watch corronation street, which is just as bad as eastenders. heh. But my nan watched it.. and it sort of became a legacy thing. hehe.
totally agree with you on all of the above, except science. i love science. It works for my head.
add Physics to th' list, utter bollocks. I went down to parliament town once to burn a book of it on the steps, but the book was antique and I couldn't bring myself to do it.
you have the right director but the wrong movie. the correct movie was 'The Magnificent Ambersons', a pointless masturbatory excercise in 'Look! I have a movie camera! i can burn three miles of film on a close up of wagon hitch! I lit these interior shots with a handful of luminous rubber fishing worms! I'm a genius! kiss my great big fat ass!
'Citizen Kane' runs a near,yet secondary, second.
no need to thank me. I'm here to help.
babsbitchin you don't have a big mouth, you're just not easy to shut up;)
comment deleted too late, what a shameful remark to make.
sassy sundry I love YA sassy but Casablanca would also have made to my list.
robyn a series? well maybe, I bet you love the dickens, he he.
crankyprof politicians are not overrated, for some reason they are tolerated, and this I can not understand, there is no government like no government.
kieran its scary but I know that you're right about this, I think its funny when they get the bad news and get that frozen look then the drum beat happens and a cheery song about anyone can fall in love comes on.
kav just say it, depressing cunts! feces at the tv, are you aping monkey behaviour? the doggies also like peanut butter, I make a joke and call it penis butter but no one laughs, I hate people.
andraste you're still ill, it must be a fever, Clive owen only deserves to be double tapped by special forces, off to bed with you, I'll be there in a mo.
xmichra maybe you miss understood, science does not exist, there is no proof that it has ever existed just hearsay .
jagd kunst Physics? what the fuck is that? is that like star jumps and pushups? we'll have none of that either.
first nations though I have never heard of this one I do feel that I must thank you anyway.
I agree with absolutely everything on this list! Usually I read these kind of list and I just think pfft, another blogger trying to be controversial, but you are SPOT ON.
Especially the hand-job thing. I am RUBBISH at hand jobs: always have been, always will be.
I thought some might go mad about the kennedys. Keep practicing gurl we men don't get so good overnight, years of being a wanker, dedication.
You have identified the problem!
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