Sunday, 10 December 2006

Captain Caveman Dead.


Captain Caveman, club swinging super hero died this morning in his room at a Holiday Inn near Lancaster, he had been attending a cartoon convention. The maid that found him said he was sprawled over his bed with blood everywhere and a chicken shoved up his arse, police suspect fowl play.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor Captain Caaaaaaaaaaavemaaaaaan! He'll be missed.

Maven said...

Poor cavey-wavey!

Was the chicken fried or fricasseed?

Old Knudsen said...

sassy sundry not by the chickens.

crankyprof there has to be a behind the story to be told here, I'm sure its quite shocking.

maven is it safe? I think it was more startled.

Maven said...

In any event, I'm sure it was delicious!

Foot Eater said...

The chicken was probably fed up with him choking it all the time.

Old Knudsen said...

Maybe it was a gang of chickens and the one up his arse gave the death blow.