Captain Caveman, club swinging super hero died this morning in his room at a Holiday Inn near Lancaster, he had been attending a cartoon convention. The maid that found him said he was sprawled over his bed with blood everywhere and a chicken shoved up his arse, police suspect fowl play.
Sunday, 10 December 2006
Captain Caveman Dead.
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6 comments:
Poor Captain Caaaaaaaaaaavemaaaaaan! He'll be missed.
Poor cavey-wavey!
Was the chicken fried or fricasseed?
sassy sundry not by the chickens.
crankyprof there has to be a behind the story to be told here, I'm sure its quite shocking.
maven is it safe? I think it was more startled.
In any event, I'm sure it was delicious!
The chicken was probably fed up with him choking it all the time.
Maybe it was a gang of chickens and the one up his arse gave the death blow.
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