Tuesday, 11 December 2012

Zombies And Religion Go Mouth In Hand

The 39 members of the Heaven's gate cult who committed suicide didn't really commit suicide. Marshall Applewhite and Bonnie Nettles were the cult leaders. Nettles died in 1985 but like many religious nuts she came back to life 3 days later.

Applewhite tried to contain Nettles but by 1997 she had infected 39 people (including Applewhite) After drinking an apple based Jesus juice to slow them doon (the comet was getting them agitated)  Old Knudsen stepped in and culled them thus averting that zombie apocalypse.

This ain't Old Knudsen's first rodeo. Saving the world and you don't know about it... yer welcome you ungrateful cunts.