Wednesday, 19 September 2012

Clint Eastwood Arrested

Former Hollywood star Clint Eastwood was arrested in Callyfornia for a traffic violation when his SUV mounted the side walk and crashed into a box of kittens killing them instantly.

An agitated Eastwood screamed at the police officers claiming that Barack Obama had grabbed the wheel forcing him to crash.
Police searched the SUV but there was no sign of the president. The Firefox actor only became yet more distressed as he claimed that he could clearly see him sitting in the passenger seat smoking a joint and laughing at the high unemployment figures. 

When asked for a statement from the president a White house spokesperson said, "Just ask Clint Eastwood."