Thursday, 20 September 2012

Can Fighting The Tallyban Make You Pregnant?

A British soldier serving in Afghanistan gave birth two days after a Tallyban attack on the camp she was stationed at. The soldier did not know she was with child when she visited a medic with stomach pains.

Mother and child are doing well but the Ministry of defense are worried that the Tallyban  have a weapon that secretly impregnates female soldiers in a move to out breed the invaders. 

Since 2003 over 200 weemen have had found themselves pregnant and had to be sent home as pregnant weemen are really shite at fighting, all babies faced towards Mecca when they came out. No men had any pregnancy issues BTW. Maybe the weemen misunderstood the term serving.