Rubba Soles!

# 10 and that terrible Tate woman, everyman's nightmare wife type.


Being a Time lord myself, yes the last of his kind except all the rest of them I have taken much interest in the TV series Doctor Who. I don't really have much time for timelording over others as I use my abilities to blog to excess. I'll be sharing my much valued thoughts about doctors over the next 5 years or 4 minutes to me.

The current doctor # 10 as played by David Tennant who is a Scottish lad that has learned that if you leave the 'er' off certain words such as 'rubber' its pronounced 'rubba' which then sounds the way the southern English speak, (so common) the 7th doctor (Sylvester McCoy) who was a cunt kept his Scottish accent.

Please Billie cover up.

#10 got rid of his companion the troglodyte Billie Piper who was a less famous British version of Britney I suppose, though she wasn't a bad actor, she was just ugly as sin, she used to be so pretty before the alcohol and marrying Chris Evans.

Chocolate hotness.

He then got the very attractive Freema Agyeman who played Martha, a trainee medical doctor with chunky thighs, why can I not get companions like that?

Oh he has also had the very annoying Catherine Tate who just screeches all the way through an episode, she is to make a re-appearance next year when Freema goes elsewhere for a bit, oh great, that Tate woman has the personality of a turd.

Doctor Who is a British institution, scaring children, wobbly walls and papier mache bad guys, I don't know why the BBC canceled it, oh yes I do if you put a twat like McCoy as the doctor and his ugly leezer 'Ace' as a companion no one will want to watch it so it was put onto hold until they made that crap film in 1996, it was great to see McCoy gunned doon in the first 5 minutes though.

I watched this recent episode in which statues of angels came to life and grabbed people, throwing them back to the past. If any living creature looked at these statues they would remain as stone statues, if you blinked or looked away they'd get you as they were very fast. # 10 emphasised how important it was not to blink, it became a point of high tension as the characters tried not to blink.

I'm sitting there being all time lordy myself and say, " why don't they blink each eye alternately? you can moisturize the eye and keep looking at them all day if you wanted, close one eye, open then close the other, repeat as necessary," those of us with OCD do this anyway so its not like we'd look any more stupid than we do.

If you find yerself covered in shit one day then I've just emptied the time toilet.

Oh and when the statues were stone me and my 10 lbs hammer would go to work on them.

# 10 screams a lot and runs away, its always been said that the doctor is a pacifist but he isn't as he lets others kill for him and the bad guy ends up dead or trapped forever in the end. Hes just a hypocritical coward with a sadistic streak. How many lives would be saved if the doctor packed a gun and shot the ugly alien in the first ten minutes? oh no that would be too easy.

Sam D a blogger of Who knowledge has likened him to a wiggle, that's brilliantly true. Maybe it should be a ghey wiggle as he has that Nubian mattress monster who is all hot for him but he does nothing about it, he just wants his fag hags.

Ok then, thats # 10 done which leaves 6 or 7 more to review, do yer own maths .
Dr Who has to fend off some army of invaders every other week, its like Star trek running into a space cloud all the time, 'monsta' of the week, as the sassenachs would say it.

Ok I'm off to my TARDIS for a shite and then I'll jump time and leave the smell behind, oh I've already read yer comments before you've typed them and the lot of you are cunts.