Thursday 7 December 2006

And Iran, Iran So Far Away.

This is a depiction of the Prophet Mohammed, did he indeed take it up the bun? did he like it filled with cream as is claimed ? we shall see.

Iran has decided to hold a conference of 67 scholars from 30 countries to examine the claim that the nazi Holocaust that killed 6 million Jews did actually happen or not.
The President of Iran, the ever rational Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said in the past, that the Holocaust was either exaggerated or an out right myth and has had no answers to his questions about it.
Deputy foreign minister Manouchehr Mohammadi held a press conference to explain that Iran were not denying the crimes of Hitler and because Iran had nothing to do with it (supposedly) they are an impartial judge.
Mohammadi dismissed the notion that the seminar could promote anti-Semitism by saying that anti-Semitism was a "Western Phenomenon" and that Iran had a population of 25,000 Jews. Who I'm sure feel very loved since their president called for Israel to be wiped from the face of the Earth in a very non anti-Semitic way.
Look everyone I know a Jew I mustn't be anti-Semitic, look we have 25,000 in our labour, er I mean holiday camps.
I'm sure there are 30 countries that hates Israel, and if you just hate Israel for the sake of it and not because of their religion then that's fine you are totally impartial.

We here at Old Bitter Balls have decided based on the kind of logic that Iran uses to examine the claims that the Prophet Mohamed took it up the shitter, there is nothing wrong with this, I mean who hasn't either had it done to them or have used the old spam javelin to pack some fudge? you Catholics know what I mean. I myself had a summer job packing fudge over in San Francisco.
We are in no way anti Iranian, Muslim or any other kind of sand savage but we do think that idiot religious fanatics should be put to death. I'm sure we can get 67 scholars (at least 34 will be Christian) so it will be totally impartial.

I was watching the BBC news, I know why do I do it to myself, their reporting is becoming so wishy washy touchy feely, they had the reporter with her head covered in some sexist barbaric way with a head scarf and she was talking to some Iranian students about how the world views Iran, the question was about seeing Iranians chant "death to America" the two gurls that answered were ever so unconvincing " when we say that we don't mean we want to hurt the people, we mean that because we have suffered so long with war that we are against American policies".

That's exactly what I was thinking as they were chanting "death to America " and burning flags , Fuck off! pull the other leg, its got bells on it.

Then the reporter asked about how the media portray Iranians, a chubby lad (whose head was without any cover because men rock) jumped in to answer," its not fair how they show us to the world, they should show everything" he said raising his voice and angrily stabbing his finger at the desk, you just know he went out and burned a flag afterwards.

I wasn't fooled by these lifeless drones. Yes Muslims and Christians can be stupid crazy fuckers and when the majority of them get into power rational thought goes out the window and they go to war on the corrupted teachings of blokes that couldn't even tie shoelaces or use toilet paper. (Mohammed, Jesus, Bush etc)

If I didn't insult any Muslim whackjob extremists with the first picture or they just didn't get it, heres another, I figure I'll get my head cut off for being an infidel anyway so what the fuck?

19 comments:

Jagd Kunst said...

It happened/it didn't happen, *shrug* what's important is that there are more jews on the planet now than there ever were. They've made up their numbers. I used to be friends with a Jew y'know. Until he lost his virginity, then he became very unspecial indeed.

But what race really needs to be culled? I'll tell you- the fijian indians, they're the jews of the pacific. I don't know how they've managed to propogate, as every single male fijian indian (different to fijians- in that they are a race without a nation) is a flaming homosexual.

Old Knudsen said...

I'm not in favour of culling any races, well maybe the slav ones, the Africans for sure so we can feed them and maybe those chinese, they scare me with their ability to look the same and their selly cooking, oh and the Eskimos, with the ice melting they will all be doon here to take our jobs and weemen, and the Germans so they don't start any more wars, yep i'm done, nope not in favour of culling at all.

Anonymous said...

It's amazing that Iran can call for the complete destruction of a sovereign nation (Israel) and the murder of millions of its inhabitants and the guardian reading hand-wringing do-gooders say nothing. Whereas when Israel launches a few missiles at terrorists in Lebanon all hell breaks loose. It seems you don't just have to be an arab to hate Jews.

The Dog of Freetown said...

It's the Winnie the Pooh brigade that'll lynch you. They're crazy bastards they are, and you shouldn't deface Tigger.

Anonymous said...

"...we have suffered so long with war that we are against American policies" Iran has been such a peaceful nation historically and has never instigated its own war apart from US policy...so how is their suffering related to the US exactly? I think they've memorized a few lines that they spout off when ever there's a microphone handy.

Anonymous said...

That Ahmadinejad; what a wag, eh?
One possible piece of good that may come from the proposal that the US starts talking to Syria and Iran is that the clerics in Iran will realise what a twat (and an international joke) the guy is and ditch him.
Here's hoping.

BEAST said...

I am sick to death of hearing about the lot of them....and that includes the religious right idiots in the states.The whole lot of the buggers including Isreal act like a pack of bullying kids.
Just leave th buggers to blow themselves to kingdom come and stop boring the rest of us to death

tony said...

I guess Im with Beast on this one.......Does Mohhammed really look like that!? .CRUMBS.

Anonymous said...

"where there's religion there's trouble"

Dick Headley said...

Well said beast. Boring is right. Sod the lot of 'em.

Anonymous said...

That new leader of Iran is scary with his Holocaust denial, but W & Co. aren't helping matters any with their misguided Middle Eastern policies.

JanieBelle said...

Old Knudsen, have I thanked you yet for the link love? If not, thank you.

It's very kind, and I'm proud to be a tosser riding on the coat tails of Old K.

Just so y'know.

Kisses to you.

Old Knudsen said...

You're welcome, I always appreciate young fresh blood, and people too.

Dick Headley said...

I didn't think the post was boring Knudsen. But the whole Middle East 'equation' is starting to get very boring. It just goes round and round in circles.

You had it right before I think. Either send more troops and have a total war or nuke 'em all. But of course that won't happen. Much more likely scenario is Bush getting it up the ass from Iran and Syria.

Now I'm being boring right?

Old Knudsen said...

I spent hours cooking for you cunts at least eat it, don't agree with me wanker,just disagree in an interesting way.

Anonymous said...

lol.. i was with ya, right up until making tigger a muslim.. lol..

being surrounded by a 3 year olds toys sure takes on a whole new meaning when you can visualize turbans .. hehehe

Old Knudsen said...

3 year olds? give me terrorists anyday.

Maven said...

Nothing more tedious than holocaust revisionists. Next thing you know, they'll dispute the Great Pyramids or Stonehenge and claim alien life forms from another planet are to blame...

Old Knudsen said...

So you're saying Erich Von Daniken author of 'Chariots of the Gods?' is in league with iran?