Showing posts with label men are better than weemen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label men are better than weemen. Show all posts

Tuesday, 15 April 2014

How To Be Attractive To Someone Who Knows You

German researchers interrupted their plans for world domination to figure out why their wives didn't want to shag them anymore. Was it the cabbage smell they leave in the bathroom or way they farted at the dinner table and said "Guten arse?"

Why would you not want all of this?

They came to the conclusion that weemen's sex drive lessened if they were in a secure relationship, nothing to do with hormones, depression or the way relationships change and evolve etc but because the weemen felt secure .... or rather pretty sure that their husbands couldn't be arsed to divorce them. It takes time and effort fighting in court for the hoose and making sure the kids stay with their mom without you paying for them.

I'm gonna divorce yer fat lazy ass, get a red sports car and an 18 year-old girlfriend cos I'm a real fucking catch, I had an 18 year-old gymnast 20 years ago so no reason I can't now. 

The researchers found that men's sex drive tended to remain the same. They put this down to not want to get cuckolded by another male.


So ya gotta be jealous and controlling .... did he just look at my wife, I'd better get home and fuck the life out of her.

What a load of arse juice! According to Dr Dietrich Klusmann, the lead author of the study and a psychologist from Hamburg-Eppendorf University Hospital he puts it doon to human evolution and attracting mates. So weemen get the potential partners all worked up and then when they have them they say, "fooled ya, I ain't putting that in my mouth again"  I knew it! Weeman are evil!



I got him to dump all his friends and change all his ways because I see potential in his breeding material and he shall be my slave, Mwahahahaha!  

Weemen are like vacuum cleaners, after a while they don't suck  ~ Jesus. 

What Dr Klusmann didn't say was who it was that the men wanted to have sex with. Not much of a maid but she's cheap.


Old Knudsen has had more marriages than he can remember so he's a bit of an expert so listen up all you insecure men, here is how to have a long, sex filled marriage .... if you want one.

Treat her mean and keep her keen. Constantly tell her how worthless she is and that yer this close to divorcing her, the last thing you want is to let her feel loved or secure cos then the magic dies, she stops watching her figure and never does those things that you based yer relationship on.

Here is an example of the daily affirmation she should hear. "Yer old, fat and ugly no one else will ever want you, I'm not sure why I stay married to you" she'll be sucking you off with yer favourite butt plug up yer ass in no time, she'll probably be begging you for it in no time.   

Or alternatively you can wonder does anyone really take Germans seriously? Freud was Austrian which as we all know is German (don't bullshit us) and he knew fuck all even though he is considered Father of Psychoanalysis but seriously the man was a box of dicks.

Listen to Nietzsche, " When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory."



Wednesday, 9 October 2013

The Privileged Sex

 

 
Weemen are not the oppressed sex, throughout history they have been sheltered and protected being kept safe from the bad, dangerous and harsh aspects of life. They have a far easier time of it than men. 

Well thats what Professor Martin van Creveld thinks. The Dutch borne Israeli military historian and theorist thinks that weemen take advantage of being weemen. 

Women want equality in the world of work – yet women also want lighter tasks and "easy, clean" work. Women never want to do all the dirty, heavy stuff: the pulling and hauling, the road-digging, garbage-collecting, truck-driving, firefighting. 
Women may demand equal access to the military and to policing, but seldom are women soldiers or female police officers able to perform the same tasks as their male colleagues – they're just not robust enough.



Aye lad, weemen are pretty useless huh? If they didn't have that gash between their legs Old Knudsen wouldn't bother to talk to them. 

Women at the top of their physical form still only have 80% of the strength of men. Where women are soldiers or police – or even postal workers – they are more protected, and they often choose the easiest roles. From the beginning of history, men have borne the greatest burdens of work and of protecting others, including women and families.

 A typical man.

It was men who built the Great wall of China, it was men who built the pyramids, we build the roads, the cities, the railways and we squash bugs .... men fucking well rock!

During WWI when Germany turned the farming over to the weemen, production dropped as it did during Stalin's time also .... I suspect a supply and demand problem but thats me.
 
Men spend twice as much of their life working than weemen and a third of their life listening to them nag ...... fuckkkkkk  van Creveld may have a point weemen are obviously work shy slackers.

I'm not going to say it to their faces though.
Martin van Creveld is a military historian for the most and I suspect he has some issues about weemen.

Look at him, hes a total playa.

I'll tell ya what you should be thinking Mr van Creveld .... if thats even yer real name. The prof has written 17 books on military history and strategy.
When his mandatory service in the Israeli army came around he chose the easier job of logistics, but he wasn't strong enough for paper work so because he was born with a cleft palate which somehow caused him trouble he was given a special dispensation to leave ..... do you weemen feel safe with him around?






Go on, tell yer nurse you think that weemen are lazy and can't survive without the help of men. Make sure you tell her just as she shoves a tube up yer willy.




Creveld you've gone an fucked up. Yer book  The privileged sex may be a popular read with the low brow misogynists but it's based on a crap theory.
Throughout history men may have been using their superior strength and speed for the hunting but it's the weemen that skins and prepares the animals for eating and the hides for wearing .... not easy or clean work.
Ever skin a large animal? ..... and I don't mean yer toy boy's cock. 


Weemen also supplemented the diet of earlier than now man with gathering berries and nuts, especially when the man had manflu or just had a bad hunting day.  Ever pushed a watermelon out of yer vagina? Thats the kind of nasty gross stuff that weemen do .... ouch! no wonder they shit themselves, aye childbirth is a magical time.
Weemen have more strengths than just the physical ones but some weemen can kick man ass if they had to.
 
Saying weemen are weaker is like saying all men are bastards or in Norn Iron, all Catholics are terrorists and in everywhere else all Muslims are terrorists. It's a general sweeping statement..... all Muslims are terrorists BTW. 

Weemen have not always had men to protect them and shelter them from life, many many times it was the men that the weemen needed protection from, 92% of violent crimes are by young males. Go to the third world and see the weemen working for hours in the fields while the men do important stuff like avoiding werk.
Old Knudsen knew this couple who both wanted to be firefighters. The woman did the entrance tests which are very physically demanding and came through with flying colours. Her husband belittled her by saying 'the female tests are easier than the male so not too difficult to pass.'
The wife was raging, she went and took the male test and she passed. Her husband took three tries before he passed the tests, they nearly divorced over it.

Professor Martin van Creveld, the failed military man who is an expert on the military needs to shut the fuck up. On the whole weemen may be physically weaker than men but they are just as good if not better in other areas and work just as hard and often harder, even looking after the hoose and the screaming brats is work, dirty and hard work.
Belittling weemen and categorizing them as the weaker sex or the damsel in distress who needs a hero means hes getting real life mixed up with his hooker/mother fantasies.  

Stick to yer war stories cunty baws cos you don't know weemen.

 

    

Saturday, 9 June 2007

Links Cum And Go

I recently linked to an amusing fellow with a blog entitled, "Men are better than weemen" he sent me an e-mail that was witty and charming claiming to want to link to the 'popular' blogs so my head was turned and so I checked it out , sure it was funny and amusing but grew a little tiresome, the argument was greatly flawed and why just go out of yer way to piss off weemen (as he seemed to be doing) unless you are a ghey woman hating serial killer, (no offense to the ghey women hating serial killers I know you have feelings too) I commented, not a great comment but still, it was based on his 'no weemen allowed' statement at the top of his blog.
I suggested that it was reversed psychology as many angry weemen were responding .
I later checked to see how my comment was answered to see if I was to remain as one of his linkers.
It seems he got a fuck load of commenters unlike me he leaves it for a day or so. I thought well he doesn't need my popular link and besides he doesn't give a link back so that makes him a cunt, plus he doesn't comment, an American probably .

I think he should work on his approach a bit more and maybe his argument as it sounds more bitter than funny and those silly weemen who engage him should wise up and just ignore him .

The thing men are better than weemen at the most is plumbing. Weemen may have been first and the man hating feminists may say that men are a faulty 'X' chromosome but men are the best with the pissing in the wild thing, also weemen's stench trenches are minging, don't go on about circumcision and keeping it clean to me when you weemen are dripping and oozing away, go on buy a *fanny* pad to stop yer gucky cunts.

So men are a better evolved woman, no yucky stench trench or period pains and hey its a man's world baby.

I may have wrote this but I still want to touch yer gurly parts, this post is just a bit of free thinking I feel superior than most male or female so its hard for me to tell.

*British for vagina*