Weekend At Donald's

Trump and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe met again to discuss US/Japanese relations. During the campaign trail Trump wanted Japan to pay 100% for troops on Japanese soil. Of course this is one of the many things he won't do but will get ignored by his followers and other poorly informed people that say, "he's keeping his word and doing what he said he would" .... Japan was a tad pissed off as they pay 70% of the US upkeep in Japan.

The base on Okinawa is not very popular as local authorities didn't have a say over the 3 US servicemen who abducted and raped a 12 year-old girl 2 decades ago or over the base worker that murdered a 20 year-old woman recently. The base is being relocated to Nago, Okinawa. The US also imposed drinking bans too after a Navy puke injured two people while driving under the influence. 

 Just checking your South China seas Mr Miyagi

After Trump was reminded that Japan and China are not the same cuntry he made a statement at Trump Towers. 

"It is with great pleasure that I extend the olive branch of hospitality to Mr Miyagi of Japan. He is my guest at Mar-a-Lago for the entire weekend and it's free, he doesn't have to pay a single thing, unless he chooses to watch a pay per view movie or to order anything extra off the menu."  

They then jetted down on Air force one and like every other proud parent Trump wheeled out his pride and joys for entertainment.   

Donald jr: Eric, my dog has no nose.

Eric: We're rich, have it put down and buy a new one numb nuts.

Donald jr: What do you call a poor person with no healthcare?  

Eric: I don't know, what? 

Donald jr: American lol! 

Fucken comedy gold right there. 

Then Ivanka came out to dance and sing to the song 'My heart belongs to daddy'  which ends with her in his lap of course. Jared has to stay at home and look after his Donald's kids as he tends to get drunk and causes a scene.   

The next day it's a round of golf. As you can tell Trump has always been athletic except during the Vietnam war as then he had a bone spur in his foot ... either the right or left he can't recall, it went away as soon as the war was over though. 

Remember US military, you salute the office he's pissed all over not the man, keep telling yourself that when he sends you off to war in one of his Twitter rages. 

PM Shinzo got some good exercise by carrying Trump's golf bag. One time he took off his hat to wipe his brow only to have Trump scream, "I said wear the hat you little bitch!" 

North Korea took this time to launch a missile in Japan's general direction. It's all show boating. The US and Japan have been carrying out anti-ballistic missile tests as Japan aren't allowed to have nukes ... even though on Trump's campaign trail he said he was in favour of it. 

Checks and balances Mr Trump, the president's power has limits. 

Japan have been building up their forces and not just for defense and "positive" non-aggressive activities such as disaster relief and peace keeping. They have the JASSM,  precision standoff missiles and have created an amphibious brigade to re-take islands if they had to. 

All US allies are concerned as to whether or not they'll be backed up by the US if shit hit the fan. General Mattis told them that they would be protected but said he couldn't speak for Trump, Pence or Bannon as they might have other ideas. 

Hugs, handshakes and secret trade deals all give the right signals to the world but could anyone really trust Trump? 

    

We Are Not Free

 

The many ways in which you are not really free or don't have a choice. These may vary from country to country and I have not included the butt fuck sand nations or the Africans ... just the civilised world.
Weemen are even more less free than males in many ways from jobs, to equal pay to having to pay more for a haircut, it's as if we have to stay in our place in life and just exist in the state sanctioned pattern of life. Many of these examples are laws while some rely on how society thinks with media and social peer pressure to keep you in line. 
   

 Many pills tell you not to operate machines ... fuck em. 

Restrictions on how many cold pills you can buy containing pseudoephedrine because some amateur somewhere made speed out of them. It's cheaper to just buy speed for fucks sake, then manufacturers changed what they make them with they became shite for helping colds. 

If you have a cold you'll go through a lot of cold pills until you feel better, the last thing you want to do is keep having to go to the shop.

In the UK you can't buy a bottle of 500 aspirin like you could in the 1980's or like you can in the US. Someone somewhere probably tried to overdose on them thus spoiling it for everyone. Now you can buy small expensive packets from the pharmacy. NHS bosses complain at the cost of having to prescribe aspirin but slap up ya, bring back our cheap big bottles of them. Doctors in the NHS look at you like yer on the heroin if you tell them you take aspirin ..... OMG yer gambling with death.

The hospitals and Doctors offices in the UK don't smell clean and professional as they should, this is because you can't get rubbing alcohol here. Yer lucky if a nurse puts on gloves never mind wipe yer arm before she gives you an injection. Someone somewhere drank the stuff and so we cannot be trusted with it.

They took the trans fats from our food (along with the taste) Ritz crackers now have a lower salt content and don't taste as nice. KFC changed from nice chips to minging French fries and claimed that is what the people wanted, McDonald's did away with the supersize option for meals in case people abused the food and got fat (you don't eat McDonald's to lose weight) trying to tax soft drinks more (soda) to put people off from buying them.

If someone wants to be fat then let them, that is what freedom is, no taxing them or making them feel bad, if yer a Doctor and it's affecting their health then sure, tell them unless yer a crap Doctor who has decided that yon roll of fat is the answer to all their health woes.

Even the right to be a minger gets you flack but she is free to do it .... for now.    

Smokers have felt persecuted when all they want to do is share their smoking experience with you, whether you want it or not. You can no longer smoke in many buildings like hospitals and so have to huddle around the entrance to share yer fegs with the public. Buses and taxis also have no smoking signs up which is just outrageous .... what's next, schools? 

Fluoride in the water, evidence that it reduces cavities seems to depend on who did the report but excessive fluoride (which naturally occurs in water anyway) can have long term health affects. Many countries do it and many don't, while I'm all for putting chemicals into the drinking water (what could go wrong) some are against compulsory mass medication.

 Why do they have that bit then? ... I call that entrapment.

 

Ever buy a ladder and see 'do not stand on the top rung' sign stuck to it? Or on yer couch, 'do not remove label' even at roads a government run light tells you when you can cross.

No one has freedom of speech, the US yaps on about this but as soon as someone says something like, "Michael Brown was a common thug who attacked a police officer and had it coming" people go nuts and ostracize whoever said it. Ask Mel Gibson all about the freedom of speech why don't you. If you threaten the life of the President the Secret Service will be knocking at yer door.

In the UK freedom of speech is not a given right as many Americans think it is, we have strict libel and slander laws and cannot even suggest things about some people. These laws are getting even more strict.
Comment moderation on online news sites. I was recently slagging off the Belfast Telegraph as it just didn't put comment boxes at the bottom of many of it's stories for fear of trolls or libelous comments when in reality they are just fucking amateurs stuck in the 20th century and the Interweb is still new.

 I swear I can actually act, it's just that this movie is sooo shite!

The Internet is becoming less free and I don't mean having to pay for porn sites. Downloading movies or music can get you jail time yet if you borrow a book from a library people assume you got the smarts cos you read .... double fucking standards, maybe I don't want to pay for shite movies but want to see them in order to feel socially relevant, how stupid would you look if you actually bought a copy of Man of Steel  .... or worse, went to the cinema?   

In Northern Ireland you cannot openly express your political or religious beliefs for fear of getting yer windies smashed. The government sanctions this since they cater more to appeasing the criminal than arresting them.  If you arrest them then they might cause trouble.

You can't sell yer body for sex .... not even if you declare yer earnings and pay the tax ... what the fuck?


In many places you can't have an abortion and the religious fanatics keep trying to do away with abortion completely. What the world with a population of 7 billion needs is more babies.

You can't have a ghey marriage, a civil partnership is not the same to many people, especially to Catholic priests who maybe want a big church do with flowers an shit. Why should they be punished for being ghey as God made them or for being priests as God called them to be?

Don't get me started on female priests in the Catholic church, weemen can't be Pope because they are obviously inferior and know yer place you breeder! Weemen can make the sandwiches for many religions but taking to God is man's work.  

Can you do drugs? The government doesn't want you to do drugs or become a junkie because that implies you have the choice on how you live yer life. Presenting alcoholism or drug abuse as an illness is a way of making it a health concern and so a no no but they aren't illnesses, they are choices, don't piss on Old Knudsen's leg and tell him it's raining.

Can you kill yerself? suicide isn't illegal in the UK but you are not allowed to die on yer own terms or have help to do so. Suicide is illegal in the US and they will arrest yer rotting corpse. In Oregon you have the right to die which is where a young woman with cancer is going to in order to die on 1st November, good luck with that.

I like the cut of yer jib.

In the UK you can't own a gun unless yer a farmer (or know a farmer) or rich and have sworn statements from pillars of the community (including police officers) whom you've known for years that you are a swell bloke and have good reason to own one (self defense is not a good reason) and you can't have a handgun, just rifles and shotguns.

A taser is also illegal as is carrying a knife and that includes a small pocket knife. Even if you are very good at defending yerself it may be you who gets into trouble as muggers have rights.

You can't have sex with animals, well you can but they would tell on you .... the fuckers.

Wearing a seatbelt, what business is it if you want to go through the windscreen of yer car? Are we not being nannied enough with speed limits and the right of way shite? Motorcyclists are not strapped to their death machines though they do have to wear a helmet . 

So you see yer not at all free, try wanking in public and see where it gets you. 






  

The Flegs Of Our Fathers

 

A Japanese soldier Hiroo Onoda had refused to surrender after World War II ended and spent 29 years in the jungle fighting on.

He died last week in Tokyo aged 91 ....during a snow boarding accident.

Living in the jungle on Lubang Island near Luzon, in the Philippines, he surveyed military facilities and skirmished with locals.
Onoda a lieutenant had orders not to surrender and you know Japs, fucking nuts they are. Onoda and three other soldiers continued their war, cut off from the rest of the Japanese army.

One of the other soldiers emerged from the jungle in 1950 and the other two died, one of them in a 1972 clash with local troops. 

Attempts to find him were seen by Onoda as a trick to capture him and leaflets air dropped were filled with mistakes and so he thought it was an American ploy. Oh no, you aren't fooling this intelligence officer who was also a grammar Nazi it seems.

An intelligence officer in the military, a total oxymoron. 

He was ordered to conduct guerrilla warfare and not to die, which he did for 29 years. He was only convinced to come out of the jungle when his old commanding officer went to the island to cancel those orders.
"I became an officer and I received an order. If I could not carry it out, I would feel shame. I am very competitive."

The Jap hive mind was very powerful with no room for initiative. The method of shaming and public humiliation is still used by managers on employees in order to get them to resign. 

When Onoda returned to Japan he was greeted as a hero. Of course those back on Lubang didn't consider him a hero considering he had killed 30 people there in his 29 years of private war.  Imagine being killed because Onoda was a fanatic, it's bad enough during war but when it's over? After Onoda had surrendered his sword he was pardoned for the killings by the then Philippine president, Ferdinand Marcos.

Northern Ireland has it's own idiot fanatics who yell, "No surrender" and continue to do harm after the war has ended. Of course like Onoda there is always eventually surrender, voluntary or not. It's better to surrender on yer terms than having no choice I would have thought.

The Haass talks here has Obama, Cameron and whoever is in charge of (real) Ireland talking about ganging up on the Flegger parties. You should all surrender before yer ass fucked into surrender ... just sayin like. 

So stubborn, pig headed and even afraid to stop doing what they know, maybe it's a fear of change as some people cannot change.
When they haven't had anything better they come to believe that this is as good as it gets and do not expect better

Shoichi Yokoi was also a soldier who was found on the island of Guam in 1972. Yokoi had dismissed reports of the war’s end as Allied propaganda until he was caught by two hunters. On his return to a hero’s welcome in Japan, Yokoi said, “It is with much embarrassment, but I have returned.”  Stupid cunts, the lot of them. 

Big In Japan

Not being racist or anything but what the fuck is wrong with the Japs? If there is any odd/weird thing going on you just know they are doing it.

They wank to cartoon weemen with big heads and eyes. Ya wonder why there are so many pedos around? Cartoons are for kids, gurls in cartoons showing their gunties is just one step away from kiddie fiddling. Jap gurls pay to have crooked teeth to make their smiles appear younger.... it's wrong on so many levels and not even good animation. 

They love Nazis and dressing up as such. Let me remind you that the Nips were asked to surrender during WWII, they said "no" so the Yanks dropped a nuke on them. Terrible destruction and loss of life, shit the Yanks weren't bluffing huh.
So they asked for surrender yet again and the Nips said "no" so they dropped another one on them and then they surrendered.

What kind of fucked in the head nation needs two nukes dropped on it before it surrenders?

They also lick door handles ??????? .... Old Knudsen doesn't even like to touch door fucking handles.

And they lick pussy .... ugh! I'm more of a dog lover, yes that includes yer Ma!

Ok I get it, weemen in Jap culture have agreed to be men's sexual fantasy actors. They need some backbone to stand up for themselves and for men to start looking after their needs .......... oldknudsen@hotmail.com for all you sexy slitty eyed Jap chicks.... Attractive chinks and Koreans too as Old Knudsen cannae tell any of youse apart anyway. 

School kids in Japland are licking each other's eyeballs because I guess making out is too normal for them.
Ach when they get older it will be their dick they'll want to put anywhere they can. 

Thanks to that eye snog they tend to get eye infections and end up wearing a dopey looking patch .... which has now become a trend to wear.

The Japs are very hive minded and behave more like ants or bees than humans. It reminds me of the Airplane movie when a guy on the dance floor gets stabbed in the back and is doing exaggerated staggering, everyone else thinks it's a new dance and all start to do it ...... thats the Japs.   

Due to the tons of suicides always happening there you don't have to ask, "If yer friend jumped off a bridge would you do the same?"  I think we know the answer.

Hi guys, got any rape?

Japs men are such lookers, no wonder the weemen will degrade themselves that little bit extra for them.

A Nip In The Air.

People are always e-mailing me to do nice positive feel good posts so instead of slagging off a nation I will look for something nice to say about them because that's the kind of guy I am.

Kudos to the sneaky little Japs for always being able to make food look like an art form. This picture even has Old Knudsen licking his lips, put some chips on it and give me a fork and before you know it civilisation has reached Nippon.