National Anthem Or Old British Drinking Tune?

Kneel before me. I said… KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

Not to men like you

There are no men like me

There are always men like you.

 Well shit .... you got me there. 

The them and us attitude is not a morally just place to come from. Doing it because everyone else is or to show respect ..... well not everyone are mindless sheep or think the same as you.

Sneaking in 'under God' into the pledge of allegiance or standing up when a tune is played does not make you a better person. Most US wars are for other reasons but history has them down as for freedom. I know this is bullshit cos I come from the place that had the great British Empire for fucks sake. Well ruled not out of a need for freedom but for money and the fact we (the English really) believe themselves to be superior to everyone else.

The Americans now think they are the superior ones. 

The first civil war was about taxes and wanting to make the money for themselves, the second civil war was about keeping the Union together, then you've got WWI which was those nasty Germans and their U-Boats and a possible alliance with Mexico.
WWII was because of Pearl Harbor. The US wasn't big into freedom, it sat on the side lines saying 'this isn't my war' until it could not ignore it and public opinion for going to war was more positive.

Then you have the various little wars to stop the spread of Communism. The wars for oil which go on today. Call them Operation Enduring Freedom all you like but who is it that is really free?

The average grunt fights because they are told to. If they can fool themselves that they are fighting for their country or for freedom then they'll be more receptive. The enemy has to be made evil so what is more evil than people that want to enslave you and take your freedoms? It really works out well that ISIS want some crazy ass Sharia law as that makes the typical American just down right angry.

Should you spring to your feet every time you hear an old British drinking tune? Should you put yer hand on yer heart and gaze wistfully into the distance?

Do you remember those that fought and died ever telling you to do any of this? They fought because they had to. They fought because it was their job or they were drafted and didn't have a choice. If you invoke their memory as a reason for doing something you've missed the point and probably suffer from civvie guilt.

You want to make your cuntry Nazi again? The Nazis didn't give people a choice or freedoms. You had to join the Hitler Youth and salute, you had to wear a yellow star.

Old Glory is just a bit of cloth, it won't protect you from bullets or feed you when yer hungry. It's like religion, you can make it something magical and full of these ideals and beliefs etc but when you get down to it there is only what you bring to it and how you think of it.

Like religion or Nazis you don't need to be going around telling other people what they should be doing, especially if you live in a so-called free cuntry.

Respect has to be earned, as does freedom. Donald Trump has been going around saying that America isn't great and no one pulled a dead soldier on him.

Standing or not standing you can do whatever you want because A) it isn't harming anyone and B) freedom means you have the right to do it just as much as you have the right to own guns and pursue happiness.

Get with the program and appreciate yer freedom instead of demanding that everyone blindly obeys.

          

We Are Not Free

 

The many ways in which you are not really free or don't have a choice. These may vary from country to country and I have not included the butt fuck sand nations or the Africans ... just the civilised world.
Weemen are even more less free than males in many ways from jobs, to equal pay to having to pay more for a haircut, it's as if we have to stay in our place in life and just exist in the state sanctioned pattern of life. Many of these examples are laws while some rely on how society thinks with media and social peer pressure to keep you in line. 
   

 Many pills tell you not to operate machines ... fuck em. 

Restrictions on how many cold pills you can buy containing pseudoephedrine because some amateur somewhere made speed out of them. It's cheaper to just buy speed for fucks sake, then manufacturers changed what they make them with they became shite for helping colds. 

If you have a cold you'll go through a lot of cold pills until you feel better, the last thing you want to do is keep having to go to the shop.

In the UK you can't buy a bottle of 500 aspirin like you could in the 1980's or like you can in the US. Someone somewhere probably tried to overdose on them thus spoiling it for everyone. Now you can buy small expensive packets from the pharmacy. NHS bosses complain at the cost of having to prescribe aspirin but slap up ya, bring back our cheap big bottles of them. Doctors in the NHS look at you like yer on the heroin if you tell them you take aspirin ..... OMG yer gambling with death.

The hospitals and Doctors offices in the UK don't smell clean and professional as they should, this is because you can't get rubbing alcohol here. Yer lucky if a nurse puts on gloves never mind wipe yer arm before she gives you an injection. Someone somewhere drank the stuff and so we cannot be trusted with it.

They took the trans fats from our food (along with the taste) Ritz crackers now have a lower salt content and don't taste as nice. KFC changed from nice chips to minging French fries and claimed that is what the people wanted, McDonald's did away with the supersize option for meals in case people abused the food and got fat (you don't eat McDonald's to lose weight) trying to tax soft drinks more (soda) to put people off from buying them.

If someone wants to be fat then let them, that is what freedom is, no taxing them or making them feel bad, if yer a Doctor and it's affecting their health then sure, tell them unless yer a crap Doctor who has decided that yon roll of fat is the answer to all their health woes.

Even the right to be a minger gets you flack but she is free to do it .... for now.    

Smokers have felt persecuted when all they want to do is share their smoking experience with you, whether you want it or not. You can no longer smoke in many buildings like hospitals and so have to huddle around the entrance to share yer fegs with the public. Buses and taxis also have no smoking signs up which is just outrageous .... what's next, schools? 

Fluoride in the water, evidence that it reduces cavities seems to depend on who did the report but excessive fluoride (which naturally occurs in water anyway) can have long term health affects. Many countries do it and many don't, while I'm all for putting chemicals into the drinking water (what could go wrong) some are against compulsory mass medication.

 Why do they have that bit then? ... I call that entrapment.

 

Ever buy a ladder and see 'do not stand on the top rung' sign stuck to it? Or on yer couch, 'do not remove label' even at roads a government run light tells you when you can cross.

No one has freedom of speech, the US yaps on about this but as soon as someone says something like, "Michael Brown was a common thug who attacked a police officer and had it coming" people go nuts and ostracize whoever said it. Ask Mel Gibson all about the freedom of speech why don't you. If you threaten the life of the President the Secret Service will be knocking at yer door.

In the UK freedom of speech is not a given right as many Americans think it is, we have strict libel and slander laws and cannot even suggest things about some people. These laws are getting even more strict.
Comment moderation on online news sites. I was recently slagging off the Belfast Telegraph as it just didn't put comment boxes at the bottom of many of it's stories for fear of trolls or libelous comments when in reality they are just fucking amateurs stuck in the 20th century and the Interweb is still new.

 I swear I can actually act, it's just that this movie is sooo shite!

The Internet is becoming less free and I don't mean having to pay for porn sites. Downloading movies or music can get you jail time yet if you borrow a book from a library people assume you got the smarts cos you read .... double fucking standards, maybe I don't want to pay for shite movies but want to see them in order to feel socially relevant, how stupid would you look if you actually bought a copy of Man of Steel  .... or worse, went to the cinema?   

In Northern Ireland you cannot openly express your political or religious beliefs for fear of getting yer windies smashed. The government sanctions this since they cater more to appeasing the criminal than arresting them.  If you arrest them then they might cause trouble.

You can't sell yer body for sex .... not even if you declare yer earnings and pay the tax ... what the fuck?


In many places you can't have an abortion and the religious fanatics keep trying to do away with abortion completely. What the world with a population of 7 billion needs is more babies.

You can't have a ghey marriage, a civil partnership is not the same to many people, especially to Catholic priests who maybe want a big church do with flowers an shit. Why should they be punished for being ghey as God made them or for being priests as God called them to be?

Don't get me started on female priests in the Catholic church, weemen can't be Pope because they are obviously inferior and know yer place you breeder! Weemen can make the sandwiches for many religions but taking to God is man's work.  

Can you do drugs? The government doesn't want you to do drugs or become a junkie because that implies you have the choice on how you live yer life. Presenting alcoholism or drug abuse as an illness is a way of making it a health concern and so a no no but they aren't illnesses, they are choices, don't piss on Old Knudsen's leg and tell him it's raining.

Can you kill yerself? suicide isn't illegal in the UK but you are not allowed to die on yer own terms or have help to do so. Suicide is illegal in the US and they will arrest yer rotting corpse. In Oregon you have the right to die which is where a young woman with cancer is going to in order to die on 1st November, good luck with that.

I like the cut of yer jib.

In the UK you can't own a gun unless yer a farmer (or know a farmer) or rich and have sworn statements from pillars of the community (including police officers) whom you've known for years that you are a swell bloke and have good reason to own one (self defense is not a good reason) and you can't have a handgun, just rifles and shotguns.

A taser is also illegal as is carrying a knife and that includes a small pocket knife. Even if you are very good at defending yerself it may be you who gets into trouble as muggers have rights.

You can't have sex with animals, well you can but they would tell on you .... the fuckers.

Wearing a seatbelt, what business is it if you want to go through the windscreen of yer car? Are we not being nannied enough with speed limits and the right of way shite? Motorcyclists are not strapped to their death machines though they do have to wear a helmet . 

So you see yer not at all free, try wanking in public and see where it gets you. 






  

Fart Proudly

Sometimes old people don't know they have farted until they feel the wet patch.

Kirkham Street Sports and Social Club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old Maurice Fox from breaking wind while indoors. He got a letter saying his actions had disgusted other members and could he stay near the front door so he could leave when required to blow off .

I am disgusted, firstly at the name Maurice and secondly I didn't fight the Germans at pearl Harbour the Japs at El Alamein and the Zebulons on Rixar 5 just so an old man could be denied the freedom to let off a juicy one where ever he pleases.

This sort of in- fighting is the very thing that Al Qaeda loves to see. Kirkham Street Sports are just as bad as Hitler and Osama, you fucking fart nazis and terrorist enablers .

Mr Fox has been a club member for 20 years and knows that sometimes he gets windy and calls himself an old fart. Was it not Shakespeare who said " where ever you be let yer wind go free, for that's what killed me Horatio ?" I don't know to be honest because Shakespeare was overrated crap.

Mr Fox said he said that he had not received any verbal warnings, I'm not surprised he probably sits alone in his own cloud, he thinks someone complained about the noise as he is a loud farter but there is no smell.

Palace Place club another club where Mr Fox also goes has had no problem as they hold regular fart lighting competitions.

I am disgusted at this man's liberty being trampled upon , sure the UK is not a free country as there is no such thing but farts go back into history as far back as William the Conqueror in 1066 when he got off his boat to invade England he ripped off a wet one and said, "good arse I thought you were dead" which highly amused his troops and lifted moral enough to beat Harold's army.

It is thought that if Churchill hadn't of farted as much as he did then we wouldn't have defeated Hitler who himself was an much admired breaker of wind .

First smoking and now farting, welcome to the Soviet state.

Mr Fox, the time for honesty is over and guerilla tactics are called for, if you fart pick someone as a patsy and exclaim loudly " Jim, you stinking shite" or partake in the silent but deadly farts , once you do it move on to somewhere and then come back and yet again blame yer patsy again, soon everyone will be believing Jim to be the Connaisseur of his own brand and he shall be the outcast not you.

I'm Special

An invite I got in my comments:

You are chosen to represent your country in the first international blog WUB (World United Bloggers)

The aim of this blog is to prove to the world that differences in language, religion,race and nationality do not make us hate each other and we can make this world better if we express our opinions with respect to others.

Wow I always knew I was one of the chosen, when yer Scottish you are blessed by the presence of god and often hear his voice (why does he keep telling me to kill the hoors?) I looked up WUB and it seems to be what it says it is, no idea why I was picked though as I believe that all dirty foreigners should be made to speak English and forced conversion to Presbyterianism the religion of love and reason should be worldwide.

I mean the world is 5000 years old if they don't have their act together by now they never will, anything east of the filthy Danube river is stone age and savage and should bow to the British empire.

To be honest I hate all people though I don't hate my readers and fellow bloggers as much as say Johnny wog fella with the RPG aimed at the US Humvee that's trying to liberate him so feel my harsh love now you plebs.

I do believe in free speech.................. to a point, Britain doesn't have free speech and I've never had a problem with that because you can say whatever you want as long as you aren't inciting violence, threatening with intent or telling little children to fuck off cos Santa died of a heart attack (that's the last time I'll work as Santa's helper over Christmas time) even America that constantly drones on about their freedoms aren't free, they are as free as the government lets them be (the way it is everywhere) when Bush appears somewhere and there are protests, the protesters are moved to a 'free speech area' fenced off and out of the way, if you've ever read the free speech rules you do see a lot of terms and conditions that the average Yank doesn't know about which is why they think they can say what they like.

When Mel Gibson was asked a sensible educated question about one of his films ,he didn't like the question so he told the woman to fuck off and they threw her out.

When Michael Richards was heckled by a loud mouthed coloured chappy who tried to spoil the audience enjoyment of the show Richards lost it and told him 50 years ago he'd hang him from a tree and stick a fork in his arse, Richards had to suck up to the black community as he did not have freedom of speech or the right to a racist opinion at that time.

When John Kerry was heckled by a student, the student was Tasered much to my delight as I don't like student much.

You have the right to freedom of speech, that may be taken away from you at anytime, you have the right to remain silent if others don't like what you say.

George Orwell said: "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear."

Like much in America its all good in theory but doesn't live up to reality.

Ach in a civilised country like the UK we just throw eggs and yell a lot to get out point across, its a system that's worked well for centuries.

The person from Egypt who invited me to the WUB, lists on his profile that the Quran was his favourite book, maybe he didn't look doon my side bar where it says "Anyone here whose prophet had sex with a nine year old raise your Koran" well I don't think an invite to an idealistic hippy blog should really be made in the comments on a post with a picture of a guy with his finger up his nose, maybe that's normal for an Egyptian as is sleeping with a nine year old probably . Nice try Mahmoud I know yer behind it.

I pointed out on another blog that Muslims are viewed as the human versions of spiders at the minute by the west, different religions and nationalities all take a turn at it, they aren't anything special.

You see a spider, you go on alert, keep an eye on it or avoid it and maybe yer first instinct would be to squish it cos you just don't like the look of it . Then you get the odd person that doesn't mind spiders or at least says they don't and those who like them .

I am tolerant of others beliefs and races, yep I tolerate all the bastards until my government declares war and tells me I won't go to prison for killing them its war, alls fair then.

Mahmoud inviting me to do yer blogging for you won't work, next time you get an angle how about you read my blog first, my minds a maze and my rat is lost. Cha-Chow!

Suck on my tolerance .