Obama Loves Blondes

Recently there has been a lot of talk about how a picture can be misinterpreted if that picture is taken at the right moment.
The angle of the picture can have a famous person checking out some chicks or even falling over. If you see the whole event or the complete series of photos then you'll see there was no checking out (that can be detected) and the falling down celeb was actually the celeb getting up.

TOM CRUISE SITS STONED OUT OF HIS SKULL AT A LAKER'S GAME WHILE KATIE LOOKS ANNOYED. 

The Daily Mail do this National Enquirer shit all the time, Gog forbid you blink or look fed up as a Paparazzo jumps out of the bushes as you walk yer dog while yer dressed in grub clothes trying to think of what you need at the store. 

Katie Holmes always looked annoyed and Tom, well he was bored at halftime and decided to take a look for the mother ship. 

You can't believe a photograph or what the media tell you anymore.

When Obama, the Danish Prime Minister and that fat, baby headed English cunt Cameron took the selfie at Nelson Mandela's going away ceremony, people went nuts, mostly because Michelle Obama looked pissed off .

  Was it because of the attention her husband was giving the hot blonde chick from ABBA?

The photographer insists there are plenty of pics with Michelle smiling ............. somewhere.

 Face Off

Just like Condeelzza Rice, Michelle Obama suffers from Resting bitch face syndrome. Their smiles may light up a room but when their face is in normal mode they could cut glass with an unintentional dirty look. Michelle however does not let cameras stand in the way of how she feels sooooo.

Some definite cold shoulder body blocking going on here... you've been cock blocked lad, you've had yer Waterloo .... look I know ABBA are Swedish but it's close enough. 

Barrack was being a little flirty, maybe Michelle was worried it would go too far and he'd do something inappropriate.

LIKE A FUCKING SELFIE AT A MEMORIAL SERVICE 

If you wonder what shes doing shes trying to get the fat headed third wheel photo bomber into the picture but with a head that size it's difficult. 

World leaders need to act like world leaders, sure they can have fun ..... when it's appropriate to have fun.

Look solemn and dignified, even if there are Zulu dancers and big 10 foot tall Watusis'.  You can smile but don't get carried away or people will suspect yer a sex addict and a secret drinker.