Friday, 10 October 2008

War With Iceland


Iceland has called what Great Britain did when they 'froze' the assets of Icesave an Icelandic bank to protect British investors "An unfriendly act".
The Icelandic unit of currency 'The Fish-head' has plummeted so much that the Icelandic government has seized power of 3 of its major banks and have threatened the UK with total annihilation.
The Icelandic Prime Minister Geir Haarde said: " If you do not give us our bank back we shall obliterate your little Britain with our geo thermal powered nuclear warheads that are aimed at your major cities you have 3 of your British hours to comply."

I didn't fight the Japs at Dunkirk to give in to a load of twats who piss on rotten fish and then eat it, I say cum and have a go Iceland wipe out all the towns and cities in the UK cos you don't scare me.



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14 comments:

Barlinnie said...

Apartment 4a, Bell End Heights, East 104th St, to be exact.

Or alternatively contact him on 555 0100 ISUCK.

Anonymous said...

I thought you fought the Serbs at Austerlitz, you old fishmongrer ...

The Mistress said...

Anyone here for some fine dining?

Jenny said...

why do I always click on MJ's links only to regret it?

Old Knudsen said...

bollicker It will be the best thing to happen to Glasgow, don't fight it.

Mago I've fought Serbs all over the world its hard to keep track.

MJ bury the fish until it smells like MJ's stench trench, I liked that bit of it.

boxer Its all to do with self loathing ask yer shrink about it or start paying me.

h said...

Just what SOCAL needed. Another disease-ridden immigrant who can't speak English.

Barlinnie said...

MJ: It looks like shite, smells like shite, and probably tastes like shite. Make sure you give old vinegar tits a big portion.

M@ said...

Totally. I killed four Icelanders in Vietnam, when I was there on tour... with a techno group.

Anonymous said...

Oh, sudelströming or how they call it in Sweeden - the cans are not allowed in aeroplanes because the danger of detonation. I'll skip that and go directly for the booze with MJ while the old men keep on gaggling like Statler and Waldorf.

Jenny said...

do you accept Paypal?

Barlinnie said...

It did you no harm? Try breathing into a cup and have a little re-think.

Momentary Madness said...

It's all a COD.

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Anonymous said...

Abdallah Svenson is on to yah!