Saturday, 11 October 2008

Choke On My Pringle

"Fucking roast beef and pickle"

Iain Ward a 35-year-old man choked to death while eating crisps (chips to Americans) in a van on the A12 in Essex.

He was a map reader for a Chinese food wholesaler and was a passenger in the delivery van when it happened.

In a moment of self examination I did not find any lumps in my breasts but I did cum to realise just how cynical and insensitive I had becum as a person for my very first thought after hearing about this was, 'I wonder what flavour they were'.



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