Thursday, 16 October 2008

Why Isn't The Earth Opening Up And Swallowing Me?

I just had to mention this incredibly tacky gaff made by Matt Lauer who is the host of a day-time talk show I don't watch called 'The Today Show'. Lauer is the bloke that had Tom Cruise ranting about antidepressants and unmasked him as Satan in case you don't know him from anything else.

Robert Kennedy Jr the son of the assassinated RFK in 1968 was on the show because he writes books. His latest was the story of an African-American Civil War hero. I'm not sure if the war was in Africa or America but thats besides the point.

Lauer asks “I just gotta ask…how's your Dad doing?”

Kennedy looks stunned for a second no doubt thinking over his answers, "um could be better" or " no change so far." Then he sees that Lauer isn't the brightest crayon in the box and figures out that he means his uncle Ted Kennedy who is taking his own sweet time in dying. Can someone not shoot that fat fuck?

Lauer recovered and just pretended it never happened but really how's yer dad doing? and how's yer uncle JFK? still getting the migrianes? You know who you don't see anymore? Benazir Bhuttor what ever happened to her career?


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10 comments:

FirstNations said...

Have you ever given thought to the interesting 'coincidence' that both 'Burger King' and
'Bobby Kennedy' have the same initials?

The Mistress said...

BK...

Is bu-kakke two words?

Jenny said...

he also referred to Angelina Jolie as Brad Pitt's "wife" the other day.

Doesn't matter. He's hot.

Romeo Morningwood said...

HAR HAR
*snort

Fo Re-al!?

Jayzuz I know that there are hundreds of frickin' Kennedys running around, but Matt screw yer head on.
Obviously that morning shift is getting to be too much for him...
He's just phoning it in now.

Romeo Morningwood said...

..and according to People, Lauer is getting $13M/yr?

Worth every Penny.

Anonymous said...

Der Führer ist tot?

Foot Eater said...

Lauer is the bloke that had Tom Cruise ranting about antidepressants and unmasked him as Satan


Even if Lauer was ranting and revealed Cruise's true face, I reckon the first eight words of that sentence are libellous. Just saying, as a friend.

h said...

Why don't you do the World a favor and kill yourself, you disgusting useless loser?

Nothing to do with this particular post. One I didn't bother to read.

Anonymous said...

? Eh? You stepped on a troll?

Maven said...

Gotta hand it to you OBB, I love love love the title of this particular blog post. FWIW, and all that.

Maven