An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" the doctor asked.
"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things go."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Jaysus! Twas horrid, loike! Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a glimmer in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely, loike! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and sugar flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there....... took me passionately right on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"
"No, twas the best sex I've had in 25 years, to be sure! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Dunkin' Donuts again!"
No offense to any bog trotters reading this, we all appreciate yer contribution to the wars of terror in fighting yer fellow terrorist type against we the invaders.
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The donut shop hired him after that incident to put the holes in the donuts.
Funny. and even funnier is the picture of the Irish Navy.
The Irish Navy appears to be bigger than the Canadian Navy.
Angela's seventh husband used to tell that joke slightly differently.
He said it was all about a Scotsman, an Irishman and an Australian in a pub bragging about what viagra did for their sexual powers.
Apparently the Scotsman he boasted, "When I finished making love to the lassie, she levitated six inches off the bed."
And then the braggart Irishman he said, "That's nothing because after six hours of continuous love making me girl levitated three feet off the bed!"
And then the Australian he said, "Streuth lads thats nothing when I've finished rooting me sheila I get off the bed wipe me cock on the curtains and she goes through the fuckin roof."
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