Taggers tagging
Gangs ganging
Fires Blazing
Guns banging
Life in So-Cal what a load of bollocks, but I'm here sweating it out so suck on my dick chick.
Sun shining
Balls dripping
Dirty hoors earning
Crackheads tripping
Life in So-Cal not like the movies wheres my MILFs and horny drunk cheerleaders all this crap is not very groovy?
Beaners playing Polka
How uncool
Drinking from paper bags
Chatting up the lip liner slags
Life in So-Cal junk in the trunk, they call pop rock and don't know punk, pushing their strollers with their bellies hanging out are you my baby daddy?
Fat people
Power scooters
Making buses late
Fake freedom great
Life in So-Cal what a bunch of lies, hypocrisy, apathy drink the water and you die.
Rain is the main news
Murders all the time
Boobs are plastic
Nose job rehab
Everything is spastic knicker elastic
Money is God and the lawns are green, words are hollow and you act like a fool but I'm adding to the gene pool unless of course you swallow. life in So-Cal funny as fuck.
A funny mole on my back and no one can understand me, south on East street and head on north I'm no buying yer cult today so fuck away off and have a nice day and Jesus loves you but I think yer a cunt.
Love it or leave it................. if I stay will it piss you off more?
14 comments:
Perhaps you might don your superhero costume and clean the place up.
Aye toto, ye no be in kansas anymore ...
Triffic run of posts lately Mr Knudsen ... you on blogger's viagra or somethin ?
The cannon-ball-tits are barbie-like. It's dollification, or dolly-fication?
That America seems to crack you up. You know Ralph Steadman's illustrations? He worked with Thompson.
can I hear an Amen?
Didn't think so.
Why don't you try to fit in by having the wheels on your mobility scooter lowered and converted into a low rider?
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me
Bloggers blogging
Teens snogging
Did a post
and the Bishop didn't like it.
So I posted tits
and had a good slap at it.
Waxing philosophical, are we? If people weren't so put off by your pornographic self, you'd be a froce of nature, you would.
f o r c e.. Force of nature. I have, apparently, dyslexic fingers. Now I have to be careful which one I use to pick my nose.
I think this could be a number one hit, if you do the music score in time for Xmas.
nice.... are you sure yer just visiting? sounds like yer home to me....
California could drop off into the Pacific and I think the U.S. would be the better for it. You should try the midwest - we're not just for flying over anymore! Lower cost of living, fewer gangs, but also no In-and-Out or Jack-in-the-Box. In fact, I have a lovely three bedroom, 1.5 bath home that I'll sell you in a wonderful neighborhood where people might understand you as we've had Brit and Irish neighbors in the last 10 years. Pack up the fam and go east, old man!
bunny, california should secede from the nation. open its borders to mexico! instead of being the fifth largest economy in the world we would be come THE LARGEST. without california this country would be invaded by the french... muwahahahaaaa....
That's better than the Time's travel section.
These half-naked tattooed aboriginals - is that an actual image of actual people? It may also be from a cheap flic about - well, what? They seem unable to understand the idea of acting or of any other intellectual activity that goes over immediate fulfillment of a need. Cro Magnon?
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