A Load Of Toss And No Thanks

Firstly a salute to the Queen who is saluting back, 63 and Helen Mirren is looking mighty good to these old eyes. I remember back in the day when I busted a young Helen Mirren's brown star over the bonnet of a Mini Metro but a gentleman doesn't bust and tell.


In a world in which you have to print warnings on plastic bags to not give them to children and on coffee cups saying that the coffee may be hot I have found something else even more ridiculous than that Global warming shite.
The US housing market is fucked up the ass without a wipe and so there is no one to pay the extremely high price for the water to up keep the lawns which in a drought region is a fucking stupid idea to start off with but thats Americans for you and their issues about the English.

Now on all these empty hooses they are spray painting the dead and dying grass green to make them look better, yes just like they did in the Die Hard films to Bruce Willis' head to hide his baldness, no not green ya stupid cunts, for fucks sake you get the readers you deserve thats for sure.

There is this Yank singer called John Cougar Toyota Melloncamp who had two hits songs from what I know, 'Paper and fire' and 'Jack and Jill' yes I do like to hone my pop culture skills. Well I saw a picture of him and he is looking more like Glam rocker and convicted pedo Gary Glitter. nature abhors a vacuum or hoover or something so I think the police should check out Mellonhead's computer for kiddie porn.


Glitter had a song called 'do you want to touch me?' and fancied himself as the leader of the gang, cut off his willy and feed it to him while listening to his own shite songs and let him bleed to death. If you don't support death and torture for pedos please put yer argument forward for child rape in the comments.


Eva Lungeria will do anything to get her picture taken this is a still from the Posh and Becks three some she starred in, here giving Dave an own goal.



Posh lives up to her name by being too good to swallow. I start watching the tape and then David Beckham says something in that squeaky comedy voice of his and it puts me right off .



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