Born to be sacrificed by his deadbeat dad and too dumb to run from the Romans, millions believe this story but for some strange reason they don't believe my Blog which in my opinion is more believable.Ok enough is enough, next you'll say that Saddam having WMDs is historical fact because most of the cunts in charge said so or that Sherlock Holmes is a historical character because he has a hoose in London.
I hope you got everything you wanted.
On my news blog I have a birthday of the day widget and today the 25th December it has Jesus Christ as having his birthday though it says there is no evidence of it. What scholars agree that Jesus is an historical figure? the holocaust deniers? religious scholars? sorry the Romans were sticklers for writing doon details and never mentioned him, here let me take the word some illiterate Jews gone wrong that didn't even know Jesus because Jews are a fucking stable bunch to begin with just look at the middle east today and where Christians and Muslims came from.
Nice beaver, "thanks I just had it stuffed" I'd love to bust that star.From todays birthday widget
Most scholars agree that Jesus of Nazareth was a historical figure, a preacher and healer in Roman-occupied Palestine who was crucified in Jerusalem. He is the central figure in Christianity and an important prophet in Islam. Christmas, December 25th by the Gregorian Calendar, is celebrated as his birthday, although there is no evidence that this was his actual date of birth.
Did you have a white christmas? did yer partner give you a pearl necklace?
Lets get something straight, all that religious stuff is mythology, you say Greek mythology, Roman mythology, Norse mythology but you'll find some silly cunt looking for the Ark of the covenant on the 'History' channel .
Or were you as bored as this lass?Religion only becomes dominant when it forces itself on others, replaces and out-breeds them which is why the Belgians are shitting themselves about their Islamic immigrant population and turning more towards those with white supremacist leanings.
This would be for Ellie before she complains about the lack of man meat in my post. He could make it Christmas everyday for you.Commercialism and ignorance have mostly replaced historical fact and what mythologies they were stolen from. I blame the Yanks of course for a lot of it like their embracing of Halloween, Easter and Christmas to make them reasons to buy stuff, they even have memorial day sales for the fallen war dead, tacky but profitable.
The UK will be mini America in 10 years, its half way there already.
Did you get legless?Santa used to be the pagan god of sailors, the end of December is the birth of the sun not the son, Easter is to fuck like bunnies and for the plants to re-awaken and Halloween is getting yer food ready for the long winter not handing out sweets to wee fat shites in masks.
Its funny how time goes on and life and death celebrations and festivals become bland meaningless ways to spend money and outcast anyone who won't play along. Mother's day, Father's day, Grandparent's day ,Valentine day or any other pulled out of Hallmark's arse day.
Appreciate those that mean something to you every day, it should always be mother's day (unless shes a cunt) give thanks for what you have and count yer blessings like when yer child smiles at you or yer coffee tastes extra nice one day and be grateful you can even buy the coffee.
Its funny how time goes on and life and death celebrations and festivals become bland meaningless ways to spend money and outcast anyone who won't play along. Mother's day, Father's day, Grandparent's day ,Valentine day or any other pulled out of Hallmark's arse day.
Appreciate those that mean something to you every day, it should always be mother's day (unless shes a cunt) give thanks for what you have and count yer blessings like when yer child smiles at you or yer coffee tastes extra nice one day and be grateful you can even buy the coffee.
I don't mean be a wet blanket that says peace and love dude, save the whales I mean just live on yer terms and not be dictated to by an uncaring society that will talk shite behind yer back the first chance it gets and only loves you when yer spending.
Fuck the whales their extinction is called evolution and God, 2007 years is a long time to be an apathetic voyeur, what have you done for us lately ?
Fuck the whales their extinction is called evolution and God, 2007 years is a long time to be an apathetic voyeur, what have you done for us lately ?
8 comments:
I'm counting my blessings that the Wise Ole Blogger has given me the gift of eternal love. Thank you wise one, I can't wait to get him home and blow on his whistle.
You have been blessed with the love that is as deep and as wide as britney's stench trench. Enjoy yer mouth to whatever resuscitation.
Unless I miss my guess, someone woke up a little tetchy this morning. Didn't you get the present that you wanted? What was it, the David Hasselhoff annual, and Amazon had sold out?
You'll feel a lot more cheerful when you've had some wholesome christmas dinner and shared in some repartee with your friends and family.
I believe there is a nice Christmas film on the BBC today, so that will lift those sagging spirits.
Happy Christmas and keep smiling.
Well you've got Spy kids 3 or later Meet the Fockers, I'll probably just have a wank over Ice princess, hope my guests don't mind.
I have to disagree with Vicus, I believe this is actually a decent Christmas post. Sorry, Old K, it kinda gave me bloggy tears. And not like the one in the above picture. Or was it?
Some people forget I'm bitter and just go along with the rest of the herd anyway.
I had a point to make and I made it, some things are ok for some others are not, many don't see just how society manipulates them. The Bloggy tears were from the message that Jesus tried to convey there is no need to make it historical. Many didn't get his message either.
Capitalist bullshit economy, that's all the holiday's are good for in american life now. Don't forget Valentines Day. February would be alot longer for the shopkeepers without it. I sprayed the girl with the pearl necklace. How did you get that picture?
Eeeew pearl necklace. Yer goin' ta hell for makin' me look at that.
But I liked the others. And I liked apathetic voyeur, that was clever. Happy New Year, ye olde coot.
-AD
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