I thought this was my year, with all my Blogging success and fame, if you search for "Fossett Found" you'll find my news story at # 3 oh yeah baby I'm big.
Poor wee Hitler only wanted a little peace, a little peace of Poland, a little peace of France.
Joseph Stalin got it twice in a "red tag sale" no wait it was a red fag sale, just check out that moustache he belonged in the village people.
"Don't shoot him Billy, we love him."
Winston Churchill got it twice which is just right, the beautiful Queen Elizabeth II who is the oldest living monarch at 81 also recieved the award and I gave her one too.
Here is Martin Luther at one of his Nazi rallies, his son Rodney was a trouble maker too who can't stay off the crack.
JFK got it for getting shot as did Martin Luther King jr, see how easy it is? and yet I haven't got shot or won the award.
Richard Nixon the definitive US president got it twice and heard about getting it before it happened.
Bill Clinton got it at least twice for tugging his bendy cock over a sink rather than blowing his man-muck all over the face of the fat intern.
Pope John Paul II got it for his "every priest a pedo" program that was a massive sucess.
Rudolph Giuliani got it when he first realised 9/11 could make him big and being a crooked, crude asswipe made him perfect for president.
George W Bush got it twice for shear entertainment value, hey don't blame me for liking him . My Blog will miss his antics when he goes but the Yanks did vote him in twice no matter what they say.
Bono got it who will it be next year Amy Winehoose? nope cos she'll be dead of an OD with any luck by then.
*A comment designed to invoke paranoia about me hating you/or and yer blog being shite which yer lack of confidence already suspects.*
4 comments:
By 50 lashes do you mean tongue lashings?
If so, sign me up.
I'll give you the tongue, just don't give me any lip.
we agree on something, it must be the end of the world.
The end is near. Dammit give me a hug you teddy bear....
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