Tuesday, 10 April 2007

Talking Out Of Uranus.


The Yupik Eskimos of western Alaska in yet another try to goad the Kola Norwegians of the Russian Kola Peninsula into a war have made the claim that they are enriching Uranium on an industrial scale and will defend their raw meat eating ways against any UN resolutions.
The Kola Norwegian ambassador in a statement today said " we are very concerned about these claims but doubt we'll have any sort of Armageddon for at least 10 years, though you should keep an eye on those cunts."
Old Knudsen the greatest Blogger in the world commented from his Malibu home, "When I was frying eggs today I got a yoke with some blood in it, we're all proper fucked to be sure."

13 comments:

Eddie Waring said...

If Bush ever finds out where Alaska is it will be WWIII.

The Mistress said...

Malibu? So are you squatting in Anna Nicole Smith's old house or did Britney invite you to shack up?

The Mistress said...

I'm wrong on both counts.

It's Pamela Anderson, isn't it?

Gorilla Bananas said...

Uranus must be made of uranium. Try sucking an egg down like a snake rather than frying it. That would have all the eskimos shitting in their pants.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Is it the Andrews sisters?

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

HM The Queen, Margaret and some lady-in-waiting to make up the numbers! That's it of course.

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Kola gives me the Yupicks.

Hic.

Pickled Olives said...

See, if you really lived in Malibu you wouldn't eat eggs.

Manuel said...

Inuit init? What? Wheres the CRE when you need clarification?

NiolK said...

I think I've had sex with the one on the far left.

Oh and your mum.

tony said...

If Yupik it, it will never get better.........

FirstNations said...

even though i have been forced to adopt native costume (see above photograph; oh the shame of it) I have so far resisted the entreaties of the upik and the inuit to become involved in their minor nuclear mixups. I am busy looking for seal to club.
so far nothing.
a few german tourists have been devoured by brown bear; nothing more to report.

Old Knudsen said...

Mr Waring - do you think Bush has ever seen a map?

MJ - Jennifer Aniston needs a shoulder to cry on still and I'm a nice person so its her hoose.

Me Bananas - I will ask my granny how to suck eggs.

Lynn - merely some dirty raw meat eaters

Sam problem -child-bride -
those cheap spar colas give me the shits.

Pickleb olives - they were trendy eggs from an endangered bird and cost a fortune.

Manuel - it easy to get disorientated on this blog.

niolk - I must then inform you about my mother's infection, oh and please stop digging up my mum.

Tony - wise words, however mocking the culture of another people isn't big and it isn't clever, it is fun though.

first nations - don't give up just follow a celebrity and you'll find some.