Wednesday, 3 June 2015

Man Predicts Big Earthquake

Scientists accurately predict the next big quake to be within the next few hundred or a thousand years

So what about that 9.8 earthquake on the 29th May in Callyfornia huh? ... The one that Nostradamus predicted. Well it was actually a fucking nutjob high on the crack YouTuber in the Netherlands named Frank who received a message from the spirit, he didn't say if the spirit was actually a single-malt Scotch or not but I suspect it was. 

To quote Nostradamus:

The trembling so hard in the month of May, Saturn, Capricorn, Jupiter, Mercury in Taurus:
Venus also, Cancer, mars, in Virgo, Hail will fall larger than an egg.

So they had crack back in 1500's France then. Frank who was still buzzed on the spirit made a 24 minute Youtube explaining why he was right ... except he wasn't. Lets address the elephant in the room here, Nostradamus kinda made vague shit up, his plagues, earthquakes, wars, floods, invasions, murders, droughts, and battles all undated and explained in hindsight. Can you trust a guy whose surname translates to fuck my nose?

Meet May, I think I feel something huge trembling below. 

Maybe he predicted the movie San Andreas, a 15 hundreds dude gets a flash of the Rock running through a destroyed Callyfornia, he doesn't know the Rock or what he's cookin so he may think it's real life.  The Rock's acting is that convincing, why did he not get an Oscar for G.I. Joe: Retaliation?

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